[ i already regret sasuke and senri ]

[usogi]

i hate that jan made us a shitpost so i already have one to use

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[usogi]

We can find out.

[there's no judgment to be found on senri's face as he stands now, reaching his hand out to sasuke to help him stand.]

Now's as good a time to start as any. Taka and I have been trying to beat this series before we run out of time in this game - you can join us, if you want.

[they're playing kingdom hearts]

[moralmyopia]

[Ugh. Stop friending him. He hates all this all the time. Reaching up, he clasps Senri’s hand and pulls himself to his feet with a small wince. He should have really just stood.]

And what are you going to do if you don’t?

[usogi]

[pouts at the wince]

... well, the games still exist in our world, so we can still play them. But it's a time crunch here - something to keep our minds off of... everything.

[that said.]

Do you want me to go by myself and bring it back?

[moralmyopia]

No. I can make it.

[???

What a weird thing to say.]

[usogi]

Okay, but no more pushing yourself.

[lmao

at least senri will just move for them to exit out then,,]

The rest of the night is just for games and figuring out what kind you like.

[moralmyopia]

[His sigh is so hecking tired... He’s being bullied into normalcy, and he hates it so very much!!]

Anything that isn’t just mindless. At least something requiring some skill.

[usogi]

Oh, you're one of those.

[would sasuke enjoy splatoon senri thinks he would]

[moralmyopia]

One of those what?

[He’d think it looks stupid but would end up being very good at it.]

[usogi]

Mental gamers...

[which senri doesn't actually sound too surprised or bothered by]

There's a lot of different kinds. I like RP- er, roleplaying games, with really big storylines.

[moralmyopia]

[This means nothing at all to him. He’s from the 80s, Senri??? He had like... maybe Snake. Oregon Trail??]

Sounds like something Sakura would be interested in. Boring.

[usogi]

It's not boring! The graphics are amazing, the story is compelling, the music is top-notch, and the battle systems are innovative!

[HE HAS VIDEO GAME OPINIONS, UNFORTUNATELY]

Is Sakura the girl you always deny thinking about? Be nicer to her!

[moralmyopia]

I don't think about her.

[It's given too defensively? Even if he doesn't, there's some kind of connection between them simply by how ruffled he gets about it.]

Mind your own business.

[usogi]

You realize you just proved my point, right?

[THE GIRL SASUKE DENIES THINKING ABOUT!!!!]

Please be more considerate to who I assume is a cute girl who cares about you.

[moralmyopia]

She shouldn't, if she knows what's good for her.

[For some reason, he powers ahead? He beats Senri and takes the lead, walk brisk.]

She's annoying and only gets in the way.

[usogi]

[sdlkfjsdf]

This... is a really extreme level of tsundere.

Are you just trying to protect her?

[moralmyopia]

...

[He keeps going. He doesn't even look back at Senri!! Hm.]

[usogi]

[sdkfljsdf

he keeps following after!!]

You're... a really bad liar sometimes....

If she's also a ninja, she probably doesn't need as much protecting as you think. You should let her make her own choices.

[ROMANTICALLY COUNSELS BC HE STILL THINKS SASUKE'S STRAIGHT]

[moralmyopia]

[Too bad Senri can't know what he's FEELING anymore, thank god!!!!!!!!!]

Don't act like you know her. She's strong, and she knows what she's doing, but she gets in the way when it isn't any of her concern. She should just stay out of mine and Naruto's business.

[usogi]

I hate it when you tell people to stay out of your way - you're always underestimating them. If there's something important to her, of course she should do it.

[ughhhh he's tired]

[moralmyopia]

No. Naruto and I have always had something to settle. She'll just get killed jumping in the way of us like always.

[Hm. Apparently, Naruto and Sasuke fight too roughly.]

[usogi]

... why are ninjas like this....

[moralmyopia]

I don't know why you're so worried about it. You don't even know her. If Naruto likes her so badly, he can take care of her.

[throws senri some gossip casually]

[usogi]

Oh my god, a love triangle.

[DISH.]

[moralmyopia]

[This makes Sasuke actually look back over his shoulder, face screwed gently up.]

What? There's no triangle.

[usogi]

[senri will helpfully draw the three points of the triangle with his finger - ]

Naruto-kun to Sakura-san to you.

[they still get honorifics even though senri has never fucking met them]

I don't know if the last line goes to you to Naruto-kun though - you seem really sure that you're straight.