[ i already regret sasuke and senri ]

[usogi]

i hate that jan made us a shitpost so i already have one to use

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[moralmyopia]

[His sigh is so hecking tired... He’s being bullied into normalcy, and he hates it so very much!!]

Anything that isn’t just mindless. At least something requiring some skill.

[usogi]

Oh, you're one of those.

[would sasuke enjoy splatoon senri thinks he would]

[moralmyopia]

One of those what?

[He’d think it looks stupid but would end up being very good at it.]

[usogi]

Mental gamers...

[which senri doesn't actually sound too surprised or bothered by]

There's a lot of different kinds. I like RP- er, roleplaying games, with really big storylines.

[moralmyopia]

[This means nothing at all to him. He’s from the 80s, Senri??? He had like... maybe Snake. Oregon Trail??]

Sounds like something Sakura would be interested in. Boring.

[usogi]

It's not boring! The graphics are amazing, the story is compelling, the music is top-notch, and the battle systems are innovative!

[HE HAS VIDEO GAME OPINIONS, UNFORTUNATELY]

Is Sakura the girl you always deny thinking about? Be nicer to her!

[moralmyopia]

I don't think about her.

[It's given too defensively? Even if he doesn't, there's some kind of connection between them simply by how ruffled he gets about it.]

Mind your own business.

[usogi]

You realize you just proved my point, right?

[THE GIRL SASUKE DENIES THINKING ABOUT!!!!]

Please be more considerate to who I assume is a cute girl who cares about you.

[moralmyopia]

She shouldn't, if she knows what's good for her.

[For some reason, he powers ahead? He beats Senri and takes the lead, walk brisk.]

She's annoying and only gets in the way.

[usogi]

[sdlkfjsdf]

This... is a really extreme level of tsundere.

Are you just trying to protect her?

[moralmyopia]

...

[He keeps going. He doesn't even look back at Senri!! Hm.]

[usogi]

[sdkfljsdf

he keeps following after!!]

You're... a really bad liar sometimes....

If she's also a ninja, she probably doesn't need as much protecting as you think. You should let her make her own choices.

[ROMANTICALLY COUNSELS BC HE STILL THINKS SASUKE'S STRAIGHT]

[moralmyopia]

[Too bad Senri can't know what he's FEELING anymore, thank god!!!!!!!!!]

Don't act like you know her. She's strong, and she knows what she's doing, but she gets in the way when it isn't any of her concern. She should just stay out of mine and Naruto's business.

[usogi]

I hate it when you tell people to stay out of your way - you're always underestimating them. If there's something important to her, of course she should do it.

[ughhhh he's tired]

[moralmyopia]

No. Naruto and I have always had something to settle. She'll just get killed jumping in the way of us like always.

[Hm. Apparently, Naruto and Sasuke fight too roughly.]

[usogi]

... why are ninjas like this....

[moralmyopia]

I don't know why you're so worried about it. You don't even know her. If Naruto likes her so badly, he can take care of her.

[throws senri some gossip casually]

[usogi]

Oh my god, a love triangle.

[DISH.]

[moralmyopia]

[This makes Sasuke actually look back over his shoulder, face screwed gently up.]

What? There's no triangle.

[usogi]

[senri will helpfully draw the three points of the triangle with his finger - ]

Naruto-kun to Sakura-san to you.

[they still get honorifics even though senri has never fucking met them]

I don't know if the last line goes to you to Naruto-kun though - you seem really sure that you're straight.

[moralmyopia]

[He's still absolutely making a face.] Mind your own business. It isn't anything like that. ["TCH."]

I was never interested in either of them.

[usogi]

Why not? I bet Sakura-san is pretty.

[SENRI KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT HER]

It'd be a shame if you were single forever. It's okay to want someone else in your life, you know?

[moralmyopia]

[He just gives Senri a look around his shoulder as they broach the game room. He finds he can’t agree or disagree whether or not Sakura is pretty because, as usual, he has always been to focused on training and fighting and being an anti-brocon to have paid any attention.]

I don’t care about stuff like that. [His voice sounds admittedly softer.] I have more important things to worry about. Someone like me... I’m not coming back from what I have to do.

They have each other. I don’t know why they can’t be satisfied with that.

[usogi]

Stop saying 'someone like me'.... You deserve happiness as much as everyone else, and you're going to live through your stupid fight and help Naruto-kun reform your village and all the other villages.

[THIS IS SENRI'S EXPECTATION,,]

... besides, it's not that easy. Sometimes you can be - really happy with what you have, but always know that it could be better. Like something's missing.

[senri will just sigh as he enters the game room, beelining for the video game consoles and selection]

Sort of like how I still want you to come back with me.

[moralmyopia]

[This again... Geez.

Sasuke follows Senri toward the consoles and games. This suddenly seems so very dumb; he's really out of his element here. As usual.]

You know I don't belong there. Your world isn't anything like my world. There's no reason for me to be there. It isn't as if I'd be at your school anyway.