[ canonmates who don't trust each other for shit babey ]

[usogi]

time to solve some MURDERS, taka


thanks jan

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[usogi]

[ . . . and senri just nods at that, holding onto taka as he is.]

Mm-hmm.

Please remember that for my sake too.

[don't leave him alone in remembering, binch!!]

[bakaomi]

Anyway, if I forgot, that means you could just go and date someone else... that'd be super annoying.

[ he wouldn't remember shit but like

current taka hates the idea ]

[usogi]

[oh my god]

... you're a lot more jealous than I expected you to be?

[bakaomi]

Shut up. It's not jealousy.

[ IN HIS DEFENSE, HE HAS HAD ACTUAL LEGIT REASONS TO BE JEALOUS ]

[usogi]

[he really has]

Are you sure?

[bakaomi]

I'm sure. Most people wouldn't be able to handle you.

[ :/ ]

[usogi]

[POUTS]

I'm not that high-maintenance....

[he's just touchy and super needy]

[bakaomi]

You are, and you're also a tease, so I can't in good faith let someone not know what they're getting into.

[ see: his crossdressing toplevel ]

[usogi]

[..... lmao

he can't deny this]

At least I'm never boring.

[bakaomi]

You don't have to sound so proud.

[ but here they are, in the kitchen ]

[usogi]

Of course I do. I'm a catch and I know it.

[this is even worse than in the psl bc it's fucking proven icly

anyway,]

You make the hamburgers, I make the parfait?

[bakaomi]

Got it.

[ and he goes to get all the ingredients, but does not forget to add, ]

Your modesty is amazing.

[usogi]

I didn't get this popular by being shy.

[the worst??? but he will also go to get all his ingredients. it's cooking mama time]

[bakaomi]

If only you were this popular back home and then the top seat wouldn't be as much of an issue.

[usogi]

I'm doing great back home, thanks? I have even more fans than I have here!

I just don't - you know, have gods who would bend the rules for me?

[bakaomi]

It's annoying...

[ says taka, as if he isn't the favorite of at least two gods, one of which who would probably murder everyone here for him ]

[usogi]

[squints]

Did you just say it's annoying when you probably get along with a lot more gods than you've told me?

[????]

[bakaomi]

I don't know what you're talking about?

[ :/ ]

[usogi]

I saw you getting along with Fortune! And I know that Merriment likes you too?

[sticks his tongue out]

So don't be jealous just because Beauty's a little sweet on me.

[bakaomi]

I mean... there's a slight difference there.

[ he hasn't gone on a date with merriment?? ]

[usogi]

Barely.

[IT WAS JUST ONE DATE,,]

[bakaomi]

It's not my fault gods like me.

[usogi]

It's not a fault at all.

You just don't get to be annoyed if gods like me too.

[nevermind the weird romantic entanglement!!]

[bakaomi]

They don't do shit for me like they do for you.

[ maybe ]

[usogi]

You probably just haven't asked.

[that's not senri's fault!!]