[ canonmates who don't trust each other for shit babey ]

[usogi]

time to solve some MURDERS, taka


thanks jan

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[bakaomi]

Mizuki thought the three of us were in some type of relationship.

[ taka died ]

[usogi]

[slkdjflsdkjfsdf

nOOOOO

HE'S CRACKING UP SO HARD HE'S BURYING HIS FACE IN TAKA'S SHOULDER]

[bakaomi]

Stop! Like, how the hell was I supposed to react to that?! He said we were always together so it had to mean something!

[ TAKAOMI DOESN'T EVEN HANG OUT WITH SASUKE NEARLY AS MUCH AS SENRI DOES

WHY WAS HE GROUPED INTO THIS ]

[usogi]

That's not even true! I really want the two of you to get along better but - ahaha...!!

[he's losing his damn mind]

No way. You'd be so mad if you ever had to share me. And like I'd ever let Sasuke get to have you?

[bakaomi]

[ senri laughing is now making him laugh ]

I said stop...!

[usogi]

No! That's so - ahh, Mizuki-san, you were supposed to be the smart one!!

[HE'S LAUGHING SO HARD HE MIGHT CRY]

[bakaomi]

Senri. I want an open relationship. I'm going to go hook up with Yu.

[ he somehow manages to say it with a straight face ]

[usogi]

[he

stops laughing and reaches up just to cover taka's mouth]

Bad joke, Shishimaru-kun.

[bakaomi]

[ licks senri's hand ]

[usogi]

[sldkfjsljkdfsdf]

Gross, gross!!

[wipes his hand off on taka's jacket.....]

[bakaomi]

Don't clean your hand on me!!

[ SWATS AT HIM ]

[usogi]

Don't lick me, you're so gross!

You're the one who made the bad joke in the first place!! You know I'm still mad at Yu-kun?! I didn't get to punch him! I've had no outlet for my irritation!

[bakaomi]

Who else am I going to date then?

[ hm ]

Ludger, if I want someone older...

[usogi]

[he's pretty much glaring at this point

even as he's also pulling taka in closer to him]

You have no future as a comedian.

Just so you know.

[bakaomi]

I think I'm pretty funny.

[ :) ]

[usogi]

You are entirely incorrect.

But you know who tells good jokes?

Tama-chin.

[binch]

[bakaomi]

[ TRIES TO MOVE OUT OF SENRI'S LAP ]

[usogi]

[NOPE HE'S KEEPING HIS ARMS WRAPPED AROUND HIM TIGHT]

See?

It's not funny!

[bakaomi]

That one is worse! I've never gone on a date with Yu or Ludger!

[ ludger can only have his heart broken so many times ]

[usogi]

Yu-kun pissed me off this week and Ludger-kun annoyed me a lot! At least Tama-chin tries to be nice to you probably!

[he actually doesn't know for sure]

You started it.

[he'll lean in to kiss taka - but also nip a little chidingly at his lips]

I'm not sharing.

[bakaomi]

[ taka decides not to share what he and tamaki talk about because it's

probably for the best if senri did not know.

he pouts though. ]

I don't want to be shared. I'm yours.

[usogi]

[huffs quietly.... and he'll lean in to give taka another kiss. gentler, lingering. trying to ease the pout off his face]

I'm yours, too. I know you were joking... but I didn't like it.

[he gets jealous so easily which is stupid considering senri's everything]

You can have another soulmate, but that's where I draw the line.

[bakaomi]

[ he eases back against senri, returning the kiss. ]

You're the only one I will ever want to be with. No one else could ever make me feel the way I do for you.

[ his hand moves towards senri's face, and his fingers traces along from the bottom of the eyepatch down to his lips. ]

Don't ever forget that.

[usogi]

[ . . . luckily for everyone involved, as long as taka sounds as sure as he does, senri is terribly easy. he melts against the attention and with the words, expression softening with the reassurance]

... I like when you remind me.

[and he'll lean in to press their lips together in another kiss]

Whenever I think about going home, or what our future is going to be like, I just think about you and how much time we'll get to spend together. Even when you annoy me, you're the person that I like the most.

[bakaomi]

You're probably going to storm out and try to stay overnight with Yuma a lot.

[ like. there's no point in pretending otherwise. ]

Just always come back to me before morning. We'll make up, every time.

[ because this is truly the timeline where they will never breakup they are too fucking married ]