[ canonmates who don't trust each other for shit babey ]

[usogi]

time to solve some MURDERS, taka


thanks jan

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[bakaomi]

I think that's just going to create a new problem.

[ which is they're just going to start making out in the morning instead of

doing literally anything they need to do ]

[usogi]

It's okay, you're smart, I trust you to be a problem solver.

[stop]

[bakaomi]

You're the one making the problems!!

[ he hates this

(the worst part is that he really does not hate it) ]

[usogi]

By being so attractive you can't keep your hands off me?

[please stop saying words]

[bakaomi]

Huh?

[ hm ]

Do you want me to call you hot, too?

[usogi]

.... of course I do....

[bakaomi]

[ hmmmm

he moves so he can press his mouth against senri's ear ]

Senri.

[usogi]

[oh

bad

he's already getting flustered because he's a stupid virgin]

T-Taka?

[bakaomi]

[ there's a pause

and then he bites his ear very very lightly ]

Moron.

[ that's not calling him hot ]

[usogi]

[sdflkdjsflksj

he hates that his heart is beating fast from the action but the words - ]

Mean...!

[bakaomi]

I know.

[ he presses his face against senri's cheek. ]

[usogi]

[he's so rude and senri is just trying to look away without actually moving his face so it's completely ineffective]

You're so embarrassing....

[but he doesn't like. dislike it? he turns his face to give him a kiss anyway]

[bakaomi]

Only when I'm with you.

[ this is fine, as long as taka is the one flustering senri and not the other way around

he kisses him back, sighing contentedly against him ]

[usogi]

Stupid....

[but there's literally no bite to the words whatsoever

apparently Sunday afternoon is just for lounging in bed and making out?]

I guess I still love you, even if you don't think I'm as hot as Cunning.

[bakaomi]

Hm... he has nice biceps.

[ at this point he really is just messing with senri

even though he definitely believes he has nice biceps. ]

[usogi]

[senri's expression falls

and he moves to slide a hand over taka's mouth]

One more sentence like that and I'll tell you at length why I think it's fitting that Tama-chin is the god of Beauty.

[bakaomi]

[ he says something but like

it's muffled ]

[usogi]

[senri stares at him distrustfully

and removes his hand]

[bakaomi]

You know it's an unfair comparison when you actually like the guy.

[ taka may want to be bench pressed by cunning but he doesn't and has never wanted to actually date him ]

[usogi]

I could always talk about how Cheri is so gorgeous he gives Ushiwaka-senpai a run for his money.

[ . . . ]

Rise-chan's really cute too...

A lot of the gods are just really lovely.

[TO BE HONEST]

- but like I said, it tends to mean more coming from you, since you're always so slow to compliment people. I think I'm allowed to be jealous!

[bakaomi]

[ there's a long pause

and he has to look away as a blush creeps onto his skin ]

You're... hot...

[usogi]

[ . . . . . sdklfjkjfskjd

senri is flattered but also that

delivery was so cute that he's just TERRIBLY ENDEARED even more than he's embarrassed and he's back to wrapping his arms around taka's neck to lean in and give him a kiss]

I think you're hot too, Taka.

[bakaomi]

[ he feels like his face is burning....

after the kiss, he just turns his face towards the bed so he can cover his expression

it's fine ]