[ canonmates who don't trust each other for shit babey ]

[usogi]

time to solve some MURDERS, taka


thanks jan

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[bakaomi]

... mm.

Sometimes you can be a little cute.

[usogi]

[what the fuck

senri pauses - and looks away very quickly to cover up the fact that he started to turn red, and immediately starts to head toward the kitchen]

Shishimaru got cursed again, what am I going to doooooo.

[bakaomi]

[ his gaze shifts towards the floor ]

Oh. The moment's gone.

[usogi]

.... good, because that'd be suuuuper weird.

[he doesn't let go of taka's hand anyway]

[bakaomi]

You're suuuuper weird.

[ it's fine

he's not letting go either ]

[usogi]

Well, it's not like you can be surprised by that.

[







we need another timeskip tho]

[bakaomi]

[ (spongebob narrator voice) a few hours later

but taka is headed back to his house after a bit. he doesn't expect senri to be done yet so his plans are to become a blanket burrito and expire mostly ]

[usogi]

[yeah taka is back first

and senri will come back and change into pajamas and

immediately crawl into bed and pull at the blankets so they can both burrito]

[bakaomi]

[ oh

he lets senri into the burrito ]

You're back.

[usogi]

[senri will totally curl right into the burrito and latch onto taka, because that's not weird or anything

no he's just. lonely and tired and looking for comfort.]

.... maybe I should stop talking to people after all.

[bakaomi]

You wouldn't last.

[ senri's too much of a social butterfly ]

What happened?

[usogi]

.... I found out who cursed me.

Sasuke-kun and I made a deal.

Ishirin-san told me his plan.

Madopyon made me feel suuuuper guilty.

The gods already tried to offer me deals.

[ . . . ]

I'm sleepy....

[bakaomi]

You've been busy.

[ he pulls senri in a little closer ]

Who cursed you?

[usogi]

[he allows it because he's a dumb needy bunny, and curls up a little bit more. he can't meet taka's expression]

... If I tell you, you keep it a secret.

Because if they're found out, they could get into trouble even worse than what we had.

[bakaomi]

Yeah, yeah. Who the hell would I even tell?

[ listen the list of people taka genuinely likes here who isn't a god. and can be counted on one hand and also he won't have to use all five fingers. ]

[usogi]

[taka please]

... you can't tell Madopyon, because she'd be especially unhappy.

[ . . . ]

Mizuki-san didn't tell Beauty that their intended target was me, or else Beauty would've never let it happen. I knew that Mizuki-san was really smart but.... that's a scary level, you know? I can't really keep up with it. They didn't intend for the entire world to find out, so they apologized to me.

I told them I forgive them ninety percent, but I'll give them the last ten when they apologize to Majima-san for making him freak out, and Sasuke-kun for throwing himself in front of a bus for me.

[bakaomi]

It's fine, I'll make up some reason to hit them later.

[ lmao ]

[usogi]

Please don't, it'll be way too obvious that I told you.

[TAKA!!!!!]

[bakaomi]

I can wait to do it.

[ when the scent is off...... ]

[usogi]

[oh my god]

.... please be smart about it, but I already mostly forgave them so I don't think it's a big deal anymore...!!

They did it because... I wouldn't tell them which god I was aligned with in the first place, so they did that instead...

[bakaomi]

And they couldn't just wait? It's been like two weeks. Fucking chill.

[ THAT'S NOT HELPING MIZUKI'S CASE AT ALL ]

[usogi]

We were living together, more or less.... so they wanted to be sure of the alignments of everyone in the house to be safe.

[ . . . ]

It's not like I don't get the paranoia... but they really didn't think that the book would appear, and result in a handwriting test.

[bakaomi]

And what would have happened if we didn't get the confirmation that the killers were all dead? Especially since apparently Justice wasn't even allowed to give us that info, so we can't count on it happening in the future.

[ he sighs ]

They're your friend, not mine, so you can forgive them if you want. But what they did was still reckless and shitty.

[usogi]

[ . . . . ]

Ninety percent forgiven, but I think they're more helpful than harmful so.... I'm going to keep trusting them, because they're smarter than me. And even if I have you and Ray-kun, I still think we need all the help we can get.

[because senri isn't a prodigy, he's barely even a passing student. the only thing he's good for is gossip and charm - and even the latter is up in the air some days]

... so don't tell anyone, even if you're angry.

[bakaomi]

Stupid. I already promised, didn't I...

[ and senri's keeping a big secret for him, one that he could have easily told to have made the trial go even a little more smoothly.

even if he wanted to blab what senri has told him before, he definitely wouldn't now. ]