usogi | [ canonmates who don't trust each other for shit babey ]

I think it should. All of the gods made a bunch of rules between them for how this is going to work, and they made some sort of divine promise on them so they can't break them. That's probably one of them.

[ senri stop trying to aggressively friendship the gods ]

[no]

Did your god tell you that?

Uh huh. I asked them a question about something, and when they tried to answer they were physically unable to. It would break one of their rules on giving out information.

[ which is annoying but whatever. ]

I didn't run into that...

[senri doesn't ask interesting questions]

What did you ask? I'll ask my god and see if we run into the same problem, just in case.

It was just about how long they've been gods.

... apparently they're new to the whole deity thing? Or a bunch of them are, anyway.

[ . . . hmmm. senri kicks his feet at that as he tries to remember]

I think Passhi told someone else [rabbits have good ears and senri is a canon eavesdropper why] that they got the offer to be gods, and didn't see a reason to turn it down.

Maybe they can't reveal anything about themselves to us right now - sorta like how they're all wearing masks? Passhi said she won't remove her mask or tell her real name for fairness too, but we might be able to find out later.

Yeah, it sounds like they'll be allowed to tell us more as time passes.

[ granted they have no idea what they're not allowed to know until they ask a million questions. ]

But it does seem like they want to at least make an attempt at keeping it fairish, so while they might add more rules I don't think the "no" one is going away.

Do you think if we say no to anyone that tries to hurt us, they'll have to stop?

[he tries for a smile and - honestly misses. it's hard to talk about.

he's not good at conversations that are so difficult]

[ honestly it's weird to have a conversation where they're not yelling at each other. ]

... we're at a disadvantage if it comes to that. There are a lot of people who could easily kill us if we wanted.

[ according to the statues. ]

Mm, I think I need to find someone nice that'll help teach me how to... not die, at least. Majima-san looks scary at first but he's pretty nice. And there are the -

[oh wait hold on

his expression totally breaks from morbid contemplation to light up]

Wait, wait, you have to hear something.

[oh no]

....

[ considering they're talking about murder he wonders what the fuck is making senri smile like that. ]

What?

[he's pulling out his phone that somehow hasn't broken from all the shit he's pulled]

You met that weird guy who was doing yoga on his brother's statue, right? Super depressing, unfriendly, same aura as you?

Fuck you.

[ anyway ]

Sasuke? I didn't see him doing yoga though.

Yeah, him! Anyway, he said this when we were in the kitchen -

[and senri thought it was so funny

he wanted the sound clip

which he plays now of Sasuke saying in all seriousness:

"I'm not an emo, I'm a ninja."

and he's. honestly breaking out into laughter over it, help]

[ slfkflgjdsgd

okay, yeah, that is throwing taka out of serious mode and making him crack up. ]

That's... that's so lame!

[senri's fucking dying]

Isn't it? Isn't it suuuuper lame?

It's just like that time, w-with Ryugasaki-senpai and - and the horse...!!

[he's clutching his stomach help]

[ this is why they both deserve to die

this right here. they're assholes. ]

Did he... did he sound like Batman when he said it?

I...

[he's going to try to mimic sasuke's tone and normally he'd be good at it but right now he's laughing too hard and his voice quakes]

I'm not an emo. I'm Batman.

[stOP JUST STOP]

[ LSFFSGLJSDGJDSLG sasuke needs to fucking kill them

okay he has to lean against a wall because he's going to fucking fall over if he doesn't. ]

You need to-- ahaha, stop!

[sasuke deserves to fucking kill them

but also senri is laughing so genuinely, and he knows for a fact that he hasn't laughed this hard since he got here. his sides hurt and he likes to think that maybe if they just pretend and pick up the slack from not having the other first years around, maybe it can still feel like home.

he really didn't realize how good he had it until he had to be scared he might die.]

Ahaha, it was - you who brought it up....!

You recorded him!

[ ah, he slides down the wall so he can sit on the floor.

he can, maybe, see what others meant about it still being good to have someone you already know here, even if you don't get along. maybe. ]

He said it the first time and I couldn't leave that kitchen without hearing it again, Bakaomi, I just couldn't.

[senri is such an asshole honestly]

Mm - but I was reminded because he and his brother are ninjas, apparently. Probably real ones too.

I wouldn't be surprised considering some of the other people.

[ he has madoka ptsd ]

And I thought the academy was full of weirdos...

It's like a whole temple of Hakka-senpais - and maybe even Maki-senpais...!!

[AT LEAST SHIGURE HAS A MORAL CODE

CHIZURU'S THE REAL WILDCARD]

If they're like Chizuru then you're doomed.

[ just like

senri specifically. ]

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