[ canonmates who don't trust each other for shit babey ]

[usogi]

time to solve some MURDERS, taka


thanks jan

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[usogi]

It's something.

[and there's the creeping note of irritation - ]

At least when we were back home, you'd just tell me all the ways you hated me instead of this.

[bakaomi]

[ he could say that he doesn't hate senri. instead he just argues. ]

It's nothing you have to worry about.

[usogi]

[it's fine they haven't argued in a while,]

You're treating me differently, of course it's something that I have to worry about.

What happened? Did a god find you? Did someone bother you?

[bakaomi]

[ ... he has no idea how to say this without it being weird. ]

Wouldn't it be better if...

[usogi]

[ . . . .

he relaxes a little bit.

but is still waiting expectantly.]

[bakaomi]

[ ugh

UGH. ]

Have you gone on your "date" with Sasuke yet?

[ ah yes, this is definitely a topic change. completely not related to the issue on hand. ]

[usogi]

Yeah, we went yesterday.

[?????????]

Why?

[bakaomi]

How did that work out?

[ COMPLETELY IGNORES SENRI'S QUESTION ]

[usogi]

Pretty okay. The only reason he agreed was because we were getting favors from gods out of it, but I'm a good date so it all balanced out.

[he tilts his head]

Did Dizzy tell you? She's one of the gods who promised me a favor if we did it. Cheri's the other one - but he just wanted me to dress Sasuke-kun up nicely again.

So I knocked out two birds with one stone.

[bakaomi]

Sasuke told me.

[ very reluctantly, and because taka pressed the issue. ]

[usogi]

He complained, didn't he.

[THAT'S FUCKING RUDE, SASUKE]

Ugh, he's so ungrateful!

[bakaomi]

You hadn't gone on the date yet. But yeah, he was complaining.

[ he's still. very much staring at the ceiling. ]

[usogi]

He's the woooorst. It wasn't that bad! He just doesn't know how to have fun and admit he's probably at least a little gay.

[SENRI,]

[bakaomi]

[ yeah sasuke actually very much went "I DON'T LIKE BOYS" ]

Well, he didn't kill you, so he couldn't have hated it that much.

[usogi]

... that guy won't kill me.

[he says this with a fair amount of confidence]

I think he'll probably hurt me when he gets weirdly intense and I'll just have to deal with the bruises but -

He's not going to go out of his way to hurt me, or let anything happen to me.

[bakaomi]

[ see, takaomi knew that. he actually thinks it's a little funny every time sasuke declares he's going to kill senri because he does it so often and then immediately proceeds to be concerned about him.

but senri taking it so seriously just makes his frown deepen. ]

I know. He likes you.

[usogi]

Thank god, right? I actually thought I was going to die the first week because every time I bothered him he'd get so aggressive - but it's better to be on the good side of someone like that.

[he thinks of it sorta like majima?? some muscle to back him up because senri is useless and a twink]

[bakaomi]

You're pretty lucky.

[ says taka, who is REALLY ENJOYING THIS CONVERSATION, ]

[usogi]

I think so too.

[though he'll tilt his head and try to sit up just enough that he can look at taka's expression]

So what was bothering you? Did you want to hang out yesterday?

[bakaomi]

[ jesus christ

he isn't even sure how to answer this because he is not entirely certain of why he's so bothered about this. ]

I'll deal with it.

[usogi]

.... you don't have to do it alone....

[and he'll nudge taka, expression warming into a smile]

I'm right here, you know.

Did Sasuke-kun say something else? Was he rude to you? I can yell at him.

[yelling at sasuke is actually just a hobby for senri now]

[bakaomi]

[ senri THIS is the PROBLEM you thotty bitch ]

I can handle Sasuke.

[ they have learned not to piss each other off in five seconds ]

It'll probably be easier for you if you stop being so clingy to me.

[usogi]

[lskdjflk

okay he's back to pouting]

.... why.....

[bakaomi]

It'll just... work out better for you...

[ TAKA HAS NO IDEA WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT

HE'S STUPID AND GAY AND JEALOUS AND THINKS SASUKE AND SENRI ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED ]

[usogi]

.... you're being stupid.

[and senri just. sighs and rests his head on taka's shoulder again, burrowing into his side. he's still shivering?]

I think this works fine.