[ canonmates who don't trust each other for shit babey ]

[usogi]

time to solve some MURDERS, taka


thanks jan

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[bakaomi]

I forgot about it! I've been kind of busy!

[ hE'S STILL NOT SAYING HOW IT BROKE ]

[usogi]

How. Did. You. Break. It?

[HE'S SO MAD]

Or I won't kiss you for the rest of the day!

[bakaomi]

[ slfjlgjsdgdjh ]

It fell in the snow!!

[usogi]

It what?!

That was a week ago! You haven't been busy for a week! You don't have any friends!!

[bakaomi]

[ HE SHOVES SENRI OUT OF THE BED ]

[usogi]

[SQUAWKS

and he gets back up just to tackle taka again]

Where did you put it?! I'm gonna have someone fix it since apparently you couldn't be bothered!

[bakaomi]

[ i guess they're just wrestling now ]

You're lucky I didn't offer it!

[usogi]

[this is how you deal with trauma]

Why would you offer it?! It's mine!! I'd have to get it back! I don't just have another one of those lying around, you know?!

Do you not care even a little bit about Muffins?!

[that's one of the Breath of the Wild hroses]

[bakaomi]

Just pick a god and flirt and get the stupid thing fixed!!

[ TAKA THIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU SAID YOU WANTED SENRI TO DO ]

[usogi]

Tell me where you put it and I'm taking it to Ray-kun!! If that doesn't work, I'm going straight to Beauty just because I'm mad at you!

[GODDAMN]

[bakaomi]

If you take it to Beauty then you're going to have to sleep by yourself, stuuuuuupid!

[usogi]

Beauty's the god most likely to do it for free, you jerk! Even Cheri couldn't give me a phone charger without it being a favor!!

[HE'S SO MAD AAAAAAA]

This is your fault, you know?!

[bakaomi]

Shut up! I told you, I was busy! I was going to get around to it eventually!!

[ like.

final week, probably ]

[usogi]

Right before we went home?

[he's pissy but he's just

going to put all of his weight on taka instead as his revenge]

[bakaomi]

[ kfsjgsdlk he's being crushed ]

Does it matter as long as it gets fixed?

[usogi]

Apparently it does. I wanted to play it today....

[and he buries his face in taka's neck]

[bakaomi]

[ it's fine he'll just

pepper the side of senri's face in kisses ]

[usogi]

[sdflkjsdf

okay but he can't help but laugh at that - ]

Ahahaha, just apologize like a normal person!

[bakaomi]

Sorry [ kiss ] about [ kiss ] Muffins. [ kiss ]

[usogi]

[goddammit

that's so fucking stupid and endearing that senri ends up just giggling up until he turns his face to press his lips against Taka's properly]

... you have to beat the next boss on the hardest difficulty - that's your penance.

[bakaomi]

[ ah... he smiles against senri's lips. ]

Fine. It's a deal.

[usogi]

[ . . . and senri just huffs out a little laugh before kissing taka's cheek.

please go back to plot talk]

.... Hector-san was with Ruin - but I think I told you that already, right? I don't know Blackfire or Julius-san's alignments....

Oh - I did learn a new one though. Sieg-kun is with Love, so that means I know five out of the six Love followers....

[bakaomi]

Mm.

[ his smile falls. ]

Ishikirimaru saw Piety and Ambition leaving Fortune's house.

[usogi]

[ . . . . ]

Piety wouldn't do that.

And I don't think Bambi would either - especially if Piety was with her.

.... I told Bambi to take Piety with her to the carnival, so that they could get along better, and maybe she could learn how to be better friends with the other gods. That's why Cunning and Dizzy went out too - so that people stop thinking they're just completely evil. I told her a little vulnerability can go a long way.

[that said senri is uhhhh a fucking liar so,]

There has to be another reason.

[bakaomi]

Mm. We're going to talk to Merriment later to try to figure things out, and Ishikirimaru's going to speak to Piety so he can get the story from him. If anything, that might help us with a timeline so we'll know if she was still alive at that point in time, since it would have been when I saw...

[ anyway ]

Last week, I saw two people fall into the ice, but this time it was just one person who fell. So the killer might still be alive then.