[ senri needs majima's help and it's bad ]

[usogi]

this entire gifset is majima ok

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[haw]

Kinda explains why I never liked that two-toned asshole to begin with, now that I think about it.

[ beat ]

The one that ain't Shishi-kun.

[usogi]

[sdlfkjsdljkf]

Shishi-kun.... Are you getting along better?

[he sounds so hopeful

but,]

... he's difficult, isn't he? I have no idea what to do with him when he likes to argue with me so much...

You know he used Advancement Opportunity on Ray-kun before because he thought that he killed Fortune? I don't like him at all. He's stupid.

[thanks senri]

[haw]

Eh, I ran outta stupid things to call him, so I gave up. I already cut the "maru" outta Ishikiri-jisan's name, so I just started doin' it with Shishi-kun, too.

[ he shrugs! he'll never tell! ]

For real? What a douchecanoe paddlin' up a sea of shit.

[ majima??? ]

[usogi]

Ahaha, I don't mind then. I'd like it if you two got along.

[THE DAD AND THE BOYFRIEND

but also

he's totally laughing and brightening up]

Right? And for all the fuss that he made about Sasuke trying to protect us all, he still didn't condemn Catra and Entrapta for what they did? I don't trust his opinion on anything at all, Ogou-san.

[haw]

I ain't gonna be the first in line to vouch for Uchiha, but I'll come fuckin' runnin' if that black an' white bag of dicks tries to start some shit this week.

[usogi]

[the unfortunate thing is]

I'd agree with that.

[this family

is so petty]

[haw]

[ LIKE FATHER LIKE SON!!! ]

Connor-han tapped me to try an' play peacekeeper this week anyway, so it works out.

[usogi]

... you two have such an interesting relationship.

[connoR JUST

LET MAJIMA BEAT UP GUY]

But I would feel better knowing that you're working together and cooperating. I trust Connor-san too.

[haw]

We made an agreement. I lend him my fists if he ever thought anyone else needed some roughin' up for the greater good, an' he turns the other way while I beat the shit outta Guy. We both got somethin' we wanted out of it.

[ HE SAYS THIS SO CASUALLY IT'S PROBABLY CONCERNING but also, he is, him, ]

[usogi]

[ . . . . well.]

Fair.

[WHY DOES HE THINK THIS IS FINE]

Then... yeah... I hope that this weekend will be okay. Um... Sasuke is still on Merriment, but he just wants to stay awake to protect me and Taka. He won't go out of his way to make anymore trouble. I promise. If he does, you can get mad at me.

[haw]

Why would I get mad at you when he'd be right there to slug himself?

[usogi]

Because I don't want you to slug him....

[dad!!]

[haw]

[ tiredly: ]

Listen, after that week, I don't think I have it in me to even think about yellin' at you again.

[usogi]

[ . . . weh.]

... you really don't blame me for anything at all...

It's okay, if you need to be mad at me sometimes. I don't mind being scolded by my Ogou-san either.

That's part of being family, right?

[haw]

. . .

[ lightly bonks the top of his head ]

[usogi]

[sdlfkjsdf]

Ogou-san!

[haw]

That's as close as you're gettin'.

[usogi]

[ . . . and senri just laughs quietly]

I hope that's as much as I'll deserve...

[haw]

[ ... he's throwing in a hug too, because as menacing as he looks, he's a marshmallow inside 😔 ]