[ senri needs majima's help and it's bad ]

[usogi]

this entire gifset is majima ok

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[usogi]

I thought you could guess!

[conteXT CLUES, DAD

WHY IS THIS THE HALF OF THE FAMILY WITHOUT THE BRAINCELL]

Ahh, what do they have against me?!

[haw]

You're the one who's an actor, I thought you were buildin' up to some dramatic reveal shit!

[ madochan and mizucchi save us all ]

[usogi]

No, just a depressing one....

[he's gonna cry into his soup]

Ahh, if I ever find out who that last person is, I'll tell you!

.... but don't hurt them too badly, please. I don't want Ogou-san to get in trouble.

[haw]

I'll rough 'em up enough to know not to mess with ya if they know what's good.

[usogi]

[ . . . okay he can't help but laugh]

Sometimes Ogou-san and Sasuke-kun have way too much in common.

Maybe you should talk to him instead of just trying to punch Kara-chan.

[haw]

YA NICKNAMED THE FUCKIN' CROW?

[usogi]

They never gave him a name! And he's so loyal! Kara-chan deserves better!!

[haw]

THAT PIECE OF SHIT IS A SWORN ENEMY OF THE MAJIMA FAMILY. HOW FUCKIN' DARE YA.

[usogi]

[DAD????]

Ogou-san! Kara-chan is my friend!!

[haw]

Ya wound me, Senri-kun. Choosin' a rat fuck bastard with wings over yer own Ogou-san...

[usogi]

[nO]

Huh? That's not—

[NO HE SUDDENLY LOOKS SO GUILTY?? HE'S GOING TO CLUTCH ONTO MAJIMA'S ARM]

Ogou-san, don't say that!

[haw]

Oi—let go of me!

[ FLAILING BUT LIKE. SOFTLY. BECAUSE LORD KNOWS IF HE GOES ANY HARDER HE MIGHT HURT SENRI FOR REAL HE'S GOT GLASS BONES AND PAPER SKIN ]

[usogi]

[that's true]

Not until Ogou-san takes it back! I'd never choose a bird over you!

[haw]

Ya mean it? Ya really mean it?

[ if senri forgot he's ex-yakuza... he's gettin a reminder ]

[usogi]

[this is just his dad but grumpy now]

Of course I mean it! Cross my heart and everything!!

[he's just not going to like

join the crusade against kara-chan]

[haw]

[ ... fine ]

I'll let it slide this time. Next time, though, I ain't gonna be as easily forgivin'.

[usogi]

[ . . . .

okay now senri lets go]

Ogou-san's grudge runs deep....

[haw]

[ he just kinda

gives senri a simpering look

like "lmao what gave that away" ]

[usogi]

[ . . . ]

I'm sure you'll win next time, Ogou-san.

Kara-chan's weakness is almonds.

[haw]

Oh, is that why he was makin' a big deal about 'em the first week?

[usogi]

Mm-hmm.

[senri pulls out his phone

and

don't ask why he has this

but he has a picture saved of sasuke fondly feeding the crow an almond]

He looooves them.

[haw]

[ he just. stares ]

[usogi]

So now you know!

[senri pockets his phone.]

Oh - and speaking of Sasuke-kun being stupid, they ran out on Sunday because they found Cunning's room in the armory.

[FINALLY.

PLOT.]

[haw]

—They did what now?

[usogi]

Uh-huh. Don't talk to too many people about it though, because they're uh... dealing with some damage control. Ambition and Disorder found them. I don't know if you need to really cover for them, but...

All the gods have their own rooms that they like, sleep and stay in?

I asked Beauty if I could try to find his, and he said yes. So that's what I did yesterday, before my date with Sasuke-kun.

[senri turns back to the stove and - oh, soup's done! he'll get bowls...

this is majima's son and he's a fucking disaster life is good]