[ senri & ray are not okay ]

[usogi]

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[selfimmolates]

I went to get the schematics for Ishikirimaru's hand from Justice... and while I was there, I decided to pick up something else.

[he

pulls out senri's switch.]

[usogi]

[oh

senri is so unsuspecting - ]

Justice fixed it already? Amazing!

[and he'll reach his hands out for it]

Thanks for picking it up!

[selfimmolates]

[holds it away from senri!!]

This thing is pretty important to you, isn't it?

[usogi]

[ . . . . ]

Are.

Are you holding my Breath of the Wild horses hostage.

[selfimmolates]

... Your what now.

[usogi]

Taka and I have Breath of the Wild save data on there! We collected a bunch of horses over hours of our life!! You can't just do that to Muffins!

[that's one of the horses]

[selfimmolates]

... You know what? This thing is clearly contributing to your levels of stupidity.

[usogi]

Stop it, don't be mad at me for actually having a hobby!

[selfimmolates]

... Anyway, [he's going to pretend those last few tags never happened] it seems like kind of a shame if I just hand this over. I wonder how much peace and quiet I could blackmail you into giving me...

[he's pretty sure the answer is none but he can dream]

[usogi]

... what? You won't give me my Switch until I leave you alone?

[selfimmolates]

Or something else. It depends on what I can think of.

Besides, I technically did you a favour by picking this up, didn't I? Which, according to the rules, means you need to repay me.

[usogi]

What?

Then I did you a favor by finding out Luke's alignment. Don't be mean for no reason, Ray-kun.

[selfimmolates]

Oh, I know.

I could give this to Sasuke.

[usogi]

What?! He doesn't know anything about video games!

[selfimmolates]

But I wonder what he'd do if he was in possession of something you're obviously so invested in...

[usogi]

Probably be really annoying about it - but what else is new.

[selfimmolates]

In other words, it's guaranteed to be good entertainment for me.

[usogi]

Wait - that's not fair...!! That's not a favor to me at all!

[selfimmolates]

Giving me Luke's alignment was barely a favour anyway.

[usogi]

It kind of was.

[HE JUST WANTED TO BE EVEN]

[selfimmolates]

That's the limit of how far you'll go to get this back? [he shakes his head.] Geez, and you made such a fuss about it too...

[usogi]

You'll give it back to me, eventually. You're rude but you aren't cruel.

[ . . . to senri anyway

he thinks??]

[selfimmolates]

[...

he looks like he's seriously pondering this.]

[usogi]

.... I'm not taking it back but now I know you're just making me nervous on purpose!!

[selfimmolates]

[he lets out a laugh, before handing the switch over to senri.]

You make this so easy that it's almost not fun.