[ senri & ray are not okay ]

[usogi]

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[selfimmolates]

No.

[usogi]

Geh—

Why not?!

[iT'S A PERFECTLY WONDERFUL CAKE]

[selfimmolates]

[BECAUSE HE REFUSES TO SHOW HIS FACE

anyway he's not saying shit]

[usogi]

[senri is just going to pout

and quietly take a bite of the cake on a fork and

leeeeaaan over so he can try to nyoom the fork over ray's book for him to eat it]

[selfimmolates]

Don't put food near books, you moron.

[usogi]

Then you're gonna have to eat it because I don't wanna smudge it on the book.

[he's DAUNTLESS]

[selfimmolates]

I'm not responsible for your wrongdoings.

[usogi]

Rayyy-kuuuun, don't waste food!

[even though senri's being the worst?? but he'll reach out to try to tip the top of the book down so he can see ray's face??]

[selfimmolates]

[SLAMS THE BOOK IN SENRI'S FACE]

[usogi]

[WHY ARE EMOS SO VIOLENT]

Ow, ow, I'm anti-violence!

[HE'S GETTING BULLIED BY A 12 YEAR OLD THIS IS SO SAD ALEXA PLAY DEPRESSCITO]

[selfimmolates]

[HE'S TAKING THE OPPORTUNITY TO GET UP AND FLEE]

[usogi]

[this is not how i expected this to happen

but senri does jolt and he's unfortunately one of the faster characters in Dream!ing so he

reaches out to catch ray's wrist]

Hey, wait!

[selfimmolates]

[well by now the sparkles and feathers are pretty visible but more importantly—]

—Let go or I'll kick you in the crotch.

[usogi]

[HE LETS GO

and his hand is probably covered in sparkles thanks to

contagious sparklepox]

Wait.

What.

[selfimmolates]

Good going. You brought this on yourself.

[but at least he stole some of ray's sparkles.]

[usogi]

I did what - why did you even have these? Is this some new deterrent method to keep people from trying to kill you by making them sparkly?!

[what kind of

stupidass defense mechanism]

[selfimmolates]

How is that the first thing you came up with!?

[usogi]

Are you going to tell me how it actually happened or not...

[selfimmolates]

I pissed off a god. That's all.

[usogi]

[oh.]

Bad offering?

Or your unfathomably charming personality?

[selfimmolates]

Bad offering. Spoke to a few gods, and apparently they're one of the bigger jerks among them at any rate.

[usogi]

Which one did you even bug...?

[he stares at his sparkly hand]

This is pretty mild - but in a really mundane, annoying, hellish way? Glitter is the worst? You'll find this on you for weeks?

[selfimmolates]

[he stares at senri for a moment, before he answers.]

Disorder. Apparently they're one of the more vengeful gods, so this curse'll last on the longer side of things. Sucks for you too, I guess.

Anyway, if they're not your patron god, approach with caution.

[usogi]

Ugh I hate glitter. You owe me, Ray-kun.

[what?]

Anyway, did you talk to all the gods? [and also since this is after the rule got put in place now] Do you know anything about the new rule? That's one of Justice's powers, right?

[selfimmolates]

You grabbed me? I don't owe you crap.

[ :/ ]

Not all of 'em. Some didn't accept my offerings, and I stopped after Disorder. [...] And no, I don't know anything. Though if it's a participant's doing, I can make some guesses about their motives.