[ senri & ray are not okay ]

[usogi]

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[selfimmolates]

Fine. What's your opinion on love in general, then?

[i'm gomen]

[usogi]

No.

[that's it

that's the tag]

[selfimmolates]

Geez, you're making a big deal out of nothing.

[says the guy who still kind of looks like he wants to die.]

[usogi]

Who would do this to you? Who wants to know so much about my love life? I already talked to Love about it!

[on that note - ]

I'd probably take Love out on a date if she'd let me. Is that what she wants to know?

[selfimmolates]

It's not your love life I care about. Just... love in general. It's something important, isn't it?

[things ray will regret having said by next week: that.]

[usogi]

[oh my fucking god]

And you thought that I wanted it from Uchiha and Shishimaru? Gross.

If I find love, I want it to be something actually sweet and genuine. The cuter the better. Those guys would be awful boyfriends.

[selfimmolates]

So love is... "cute" to you?

Also, if you tell anyone else about this conversation, I'll kill you.

[usogi]

It's okay, unless I find out something earth-shattering, I'm not talking to you for the rest of the week because this is weird.

[he's rEALLY CONFUSED BY THIS????]

[selfimmolates]

Good. I'll have some peace and quiet, then. Have fun getting stabbed by Sasuke.

[usogi]

Don't give up on me so quickly!

[selfimmolates]

I'm maintaining a reasonable level of faith.

[usogi]

Have more faith that I'm not going to get stabbed, please and thank you!

[selfimmolates]

Do you have faith that you're not going to get stabbed?

i thought you were going to bed

[usogi]

[ . . . ]

Fifty-fifty.

i decided tags

[selfimmolates]

Exactly.

By the way, did you get around to meeting Indulgence yet?

jan,

[usogi]

I think we're going to try later today.

So I guess it's actually 25 chance Indulgence decides he hates me, 25 chance Uchiha stabs me himself after the meeting, 50 chance I'll be totally okay.

what,

[selfimmolates]

Slowpoke.

[smh]

Well, do your best. I've checked off the gods on my list, Ruin included—unless you know what to offer Ambition by now...?

[usogi]

I wasn't going to sacrifice my arm when I could've waited just a few more days.

[HE'S NOT RECKLESS LIKE SOME PEOPLE HERE]

... but I need to figure out if I'm ready to talk to Ambition yet. I might get too angry, and that's not good for first impressions.

[selfimmolates]

It's called loopholes, which is what I did for Ruin.

[and others, as part of his needlessly complicated sidequest to meet ruin,]

C'mon. Put those acting skills to good use.

[usogi]

I can, obviously, but I've never lost a friend before. My emotions might get the better of me if she says something that makes me angry, and that'll be a mess.

[he's actually decently self-aware of his own grief at least]

I'll work on it.

[selfimmolates]

You have to. It likely won't be the last time you feel anger here, so you don't have the luxury of time.

[usogi]

Fiiiine, fine. I'll see what I can do - the new locations don't make it as easy for me as it was before.

[CAKES]

[selfimmolates]

You can cook, can't you?

[usogi]

Only basic things - I'll have to work a little harder and learn something new to make something that'd impress a cute girl.

Normally I just take them out to movies, or they come to see my show and I give them a flower from a bouquet.

[selfimmolates]

For someone who hates talking about his love life, you really like to make everything about flirting.