[ bart is absolutely going to approach senri because he fits the description ray gave him and bart has still not found a way to capture the beautiful likeness of his statue in the courtyard for posterity.
(well, there's pen and paper, but his art skills have always been so-so.) ]
You! [ yeah, that's real polite, to address a random stranger as you. ] You're the guy with the cell phone! You gotta let me borrow it, please.
I gotta take a picture of my statue! I need proof that someone thought I was--I mean, that someone finally saw how crash I really am and put up a statue in my honor.
senri just cracks up even as he brings his phone out - and he's the friend that makes sure you get amazing insta photos so he'll crouch down to get a better angle]
[ He changes poses so he's flexing (or trying to flex, there's nothing in his sad noodle arms), but that lasts for all of two seconds before he's struck by a better idea. ]
Oooh, how about this!
[ And ends up in a different pose, now with his hands on his hips.
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and then it became SUNDAY i'm the worst
(well, there's pen and paper, but his art skills have always been so-so.) ]
You! [ yeah, that's real polite, to address a random stranger as you. ] You're the guy with the cell phone! You gotta let me borrow it, please.
NO YOU'RE FINE
[HIS CELL PHONE IS HIS LIFE, BART.]
I mean maybe but - how come?
[he's surprised but not inherently against it apparently??]
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I gotta take a picture of my statue! I need proof that someone thought I was--I mean, that someone finally saw how crash I really am and put up a statue in my honor.
[ that's not why they're there but ok ]
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[ . . . and then senri will look around for bart's statue]
Then come on, pose next to it and I'll take a pic!
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See? I look pretty crash, right?
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senri just cracks up even as he brings his phone out - and he's the friend that makes sure you get amazing insta photos so he'll crouch down to get a better angle]
Super crash!
[he'll pick it up]
Come on, show the camera what you got!
[it's modeling now]
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Like this?
[ He changes poses so he's flexing (or trying to flex, there's nothing in his sad noodle arms), but that lasts for all of two seconds before he's struck by a better idea. ]
Oooh, how about this!
[ And ends up in a different pose, now with his hands on his hips.
This could go on forever, someone stop them. ]
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[god please shut up
but he's taking as many pictures as bart wants this is awful]
You look like you should be on a sports magazine cover!
[he does?]