[ i already regret sasuke and senri ]

[usogi]

i hate that jan made us a shitpost so i already have one to use

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[moralmyopia]

What the hell are you talking about?

[usogi]

I'm cold! I'm super cold!

[HE'S SO FUCKING COLD and he's actually going to walk over to sasuke and grab his hand so he can touch senri's??]

I'm layering up, I've had tea, I'm trying everything!

[moralmyopia]

[Ohhhhh NO!!! Sasuke very quickly snatches his hand back even if he’s aware of technicalities.]

I—

[His mouth clamps tightly shut, jaw clenched. Whatever he had planned to say, he doesn’t. Instead:]

Why are you blaming me?

[usogi]

Because it lines up with you being nice but in the worst way possible!

[sasuke might snatch his hand back but senri's just going to hold onto his arm instead? bitch he's cold did you not hear him,]

I get it - you're not using All Nighter, so prove it by making me suffer with Chilled Bones so I'm the only one who knows that you were being sincere with me.

Or else that means whoever's left on Merriment really doesn't like me!!

[moralmyopia]

Get off me, idiot!

[DONT INFECT HIM WITH THAT SHIT]

That isn’t why it was done! I told you I’m not here to make friends!

[usogi]

It's not infectious until later in the week! It's Monday! Hold my hand, take responsibility!

[I HATE THIS SO MUCH]

[moralmyopia]

I’m not holding your damn hand, you idiot!!

[They are playing handsy keep away.]

Stop! This is your punishment for sticking your nose into everyone’s business!

[usogi]

So you admit that it was you!!

[agggGGGHHH

he's latching onto sasuke like a motherfucker]

Jerk! Stupid! Emo!

[moralmyopia]

Get — [DO NOT TOUCH HIM HE SAID] OFF!

Don’t touch me when you’re cursed! Go touch someone else!

[usogi]

I'm cold and you're the closest person! I need to wait until I'm not mad at you, so I won't complain about you to the first person who walks by like you deserve!!

[PETTY BITCH]

This is only going to get worse? Ahhh, you owe me!!

[moralmyopia]

Don’t tell anyone my alignment, you damn idiot!! [If he didn’t have to touch Senri, he would throttle the guy.] Let go!

Stop misconstructing what I’m doing! This wasn’t about proving to you I didn’t choose another power!

[usogi]

Whatever it was or wasn't about, I'm cold, and it's your fault - so deal with it!!

[he's not letting go?? he won't go for skin on skin contact anymore but he will press his face into sasuke's shoulder as he whines about it]

Ahh, I need you for something anyway - but I hate this sooooo much.

[why diD SASUKE DO THIS TO THE NEEDIEST PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE]

[moralmyopia]

[The dead is done. He can’t get rid of Senri unless he actually harms Senri, and he only doesn’t because he is too tired to deal with the backlash. It isn’t like beating up Naruto.

So he is resigned to resting the flat bed of his palms on Senri’s shoulders.]

What are you trying to use me for now?

[usogi]

[he's so cold...... and he's not letting go, because senri is the worst person ever and sasuke isn't smacking him so. no reason to let go.

though he seems to perk up at the question, looking up at sasuke with a smile]

I can get two favors from separate gods if you agree with my plans today.

[moralmyopia]

[sasuke does not at all ANY trust that fucking smile

His eyes narrow critically.]

Stop dancing around what you’re saying and spit it out. What!

[usogi]

Let's go on a date, Sasuke-kun!

[kill me]

1/2

[moralmyopia]

[moralmyopia]

LET GO OF ME! What’s gotten into you?! Do you have more than one curse?!

I’m not—there’s no time for that! We have more important things to worry about than your needy attention getting, dumbass!

[usogi]

No, stupid. If I had a choice in who I actually got to go on a date with, do you think I'd pick you?

[for fuck's sake sasuke!!]

Cheri wants to see you dressed up nicely again, and it's a task if I bring you to him.

Disorder said if we go on a date in her new world, then I get a favor from her, too.

And since you're helping me with both of these - and it has to be you, I can't switch to anyone else - I'll ask for one favor on your behalf, from the god of your choice, from any of the gods that owe me. Soooo that'd be Beauty, Ambition, Sincerity, or Disorder, if we get this done.

Deal?

[moralmyopia]

[RIP THIS IS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER HAD THE KNOWLEDGE OF IN MY LIFE!!!!

Sasuke just—stares! It’s hard for him to really recoil from the idea of favors from the gods. He would rather the gods owe them instead of the other way around. His teeth clench, somewhat bared. He knows Disorder did this because of what happened. He knOWS. His own favor isn’t even guaranteed. But if Senri gets two favors he nay potentially have a say in.

Both hands clench into around Senri’s shoulders, a little painfully.]

If you’re lying to me...

[usogi]

[sdlkfjsfd senri winces]

Ow - hey. No more weird bruises before you even teach me how to punch!

[SASUKE!!!]

I'm definitely not trying to date you just for fun?!

[moralmyopia]

I don’t date boys.

[he’s lowkey gay don’t let him fool you senri he kissed naruto twice]

Let go of me then. [He releases Senri himself, face SO UGLY AND INTENSE AND SOUR. He is too handsome to ruin it so badly. Even with two bruises.] I’m only doing this for favors. If I don’t get one, I get one of yours. Understand?

[usogi]

Yeah, that's what I said, pay attention. I was already offering you one!

[GOD, SASUKE!!! at the end of the day, senri still gets more favors than he started out with.... what is he going to do with all these favors, where's his fucking phone charger]

Anyway, put your 'no homo' nonsense in your back pocket for a day because you're going on a date with me, and I'm definitely a boy.

Maybe you can learn to relax a little while we're at it.

[but even if he lets go of sasuke for the most part, he's going to link their arms again to pull him in the direction of the costume hall?]

[moralmyopia]

If they don’t acknowledge it.

[UgH!!!! He can’t believe he’s being wrangled yet again to the costume hall like an unruly cat. His life can’t possibly get any worse than being blackmailed into a date with Senri Nito. Why couldn’t it be Takaomi?? EsTELLE? One of the GODS?]

You don’t have to hold me, let go. [His eyes narrow, offended.] I know how to relax. This isn’t it.

[Okay, but the crow doesn’t want to miss this, so it flies after them.]

[usogi]

I don't mean meditating underneath a waterfall - and I'm holding onto you because you cursed me, and I'm cold.

[and he's a WIMP about the cold. he probably latched onto people all the time when he was in the west wing the other day.]

This isn't all my fault.