[ i already regret sasuke and senri ]

[usogi]

i hate that jan made us a shitpost so i already have one to use

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[usogi]

No, stupid. If I had a choice in who I actually got to go on a date with, do you think I'd pick you?

[for fuck's sake sasuke!!]

Cheri wants to see you dressed up nicely again, and it's a task if I bring you to him.

Disorder said if we go on a date in her new world, then I get a favor from her, too.

And since you're helping me with both of these - and it has to be you, I can't switch to anyone else - I'll ask for one favor on your behalf, from the god of your choice, from any of the gods that owe me. Soooo that'd be Beauty, Ambition, Sincerity, or Disorder, if we get this done.

Deal?

[moralmyopia]

[RIP THIS IS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER HAD THE KNOWLEDGE OF IN MY LIFE!!!!

Sasuke just—stares! It’s hard for him to really recoil from the idea of favors from the gods. He would rather the gods owe them instead of the other way around. His teeth clench, somewhat bared. He knows Disorder did this because of what happened. He knOWS. His own favor isn’t even guaranteed. But if Senri gets two favors he nay potentially have a say in.

Both hands clench into around Senri’s shoulders, a little painfully.]

If you’re lying to me...

[usogi]

[sdlkfjsfd senri winces]

Ow - hey. No more weird bruises before you even teach me how to punch!

[SASUKE!!!]

I'm definitely not trying to date you just for fun?!

[moralmyopia]

I don’t date boys.

[he’s lowkey gay don’t let him fool you senri he kissed naruto twice]

Let go of me then. [He releases Senri himself, face SO UGLY AND INTENSE AND SOUR. He is too handsome to ruin it so badly. Even with two bruises.] I’m only doing this for favors. If I don’t get one, I get one of yours. Understand?

[usogi]

Yeah, that's what I said, pay attention. I was already offering you one!

[GOD, SASUKE!!! at the end of the day, senri still gets more favors than he started out with.... what is he going to do with all these favors, where's his fucking phone charger]

Anyway, put your 'no homo' nonsense in your back pocket for a day because you're going on a date with me, and I'm definitely a boy.

Maybe you can learn to relax a little while we're at it.

[but even if he lets go of sasuke for the most part, he's going to link their arms again to pull him in the direction of the costume hall?]

[moralmyopia]

If they don’t acknowledge it.

[UgH!!!! He can’t believe he’s being wrangled yet again to the costume hall like an unruly cat. His life can’t possibly get any worse than being blackmailed into a date with Senri Nito. Why couldn’t it be Takaomi?? EsTELLE? One of the GODS?]

You don’t have to hold me, let go. [His eyes narrow, offended.] I know how to relax. This isn’t it.

[Okay, but the crow doesn’t want to miss this, so it flies after them.]

[usogi]

I don't mean meditating underneath a waterfall - and I'm holding onto you because you cursed me, and I'm cold.

[and he's a WIMP about the cold. he probably latched onto people all the time when he was in the west wing the other day.]

This isn't all my fault.

[moralmyopia]

Tch.

[Why did all of this backfire on him so badly. Why can’t Senri go cling to Takaomi?? SPARE HIM!!]

It’s all your fault. [Sasuke will blame Senri until they leave this hellhole.] This entire thing is your fault and no one else’s. What did you say to me? “Hold my hand and take responsibility”? [THE BRIEFEST OF PAUSES.] Do not hold my hand.

[usogi]

[WHY DID SASUKE DO THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE, HE KNOWS THAT SENRI'S ALREADY TOUCHY.]

We're going on a date, I should probably hold your hand.

[i want to die]

[moralmyopia]

You are not holding my hand.

[usogi]

You're so annoying... At least try to make this fun and decent, okay? I don't want to hear from Disorder that we have to try again because the first date went so badly.

[he'd die?]

[moralmyopia]

Holding my hand isn't a requirement for fun and decent. [Look. He's still fucking moody from having this dumbass shit dumped on him out of nowhere.] We're not repeating this.

Ever.

[usogi]

[HE'S SO MOODY]

Jeeze...

Have you ever even been on a date before? Or gone to a carnival?

[moralmyopia]

[His scowl deepends, but he's at least directing it ahead.]








No. The Land of Fire has festivals, but I don't have time to play around.

[usogi]

Really? What kind of festivals?

[what kind of familiarity is senri working with here]

[moralmyopia]

[He huffs out an irritable sigh.]

Festivals. What do you want me to say? Festivals for the seasons, for family. They're all different. They have stalls of food and things you can buy. Fireworks.

[uh, hopefully!!! KISHIMOTO DOESNT ALLOW WEAPONS BUT GUNPOWDER IS OKAY I GUESS]

[usogi]

I don't always get to go to that kind of thing - I have to work during busy seasons, so I can't always squeeze in the time to hang out with friends even if I get invited.

[and he really does sound sincerely curious?? ninjas are so fascinating]

I like the sound of that a lot... I hope the carnival is like that.

[moralmyopia]

[Oh right. Stage actor? Sasuke's brows furrow. Here Senri is begging for time with friends; meanwhile, Sasuke is completely squandering all the time he could have with his friends period.

He looks away.]

Why don't you go with someone else? Take Takaomi. [He gets it's supposed to be him for the date or whatever, but.] Before... this.

[usogi]

Why are you trying to make me spend even more time with that gloomy guy....

[hE SAYS TO SASUKE WHO IS OBJECTIVELY GLOOMIER THAN SASUKE]

It's okay. I was going to ask you to go with me anyway, but this way we get rewarded for it.

[moralmyopia]

Idiot.

[Don't just say dumb, gay shit like that?? pls]

Take Estelle. Or Kaname. Or Narukami. [A pause.] Take Ray. [This is said with a strange frown?]

[usogi]

Is that the list of people here that you don't super hate? I'm probably still going to go with all of them later, but that doesn't make me not want to go with you.

[ . . . ]

By the way, how come Bakaomi is Takaomi and I'm still Nito? Call me Senri. It's been bothering me.

[moralmyopia]

[YIKES. He very quickly gets in:] N... [Hm. Maybe bad. The falter is weird, but he carries on.

The frown doesn't exactly disappear but his face softens slightly. His lips twist for a moment; hesitation.]

Senri.

[usogi]

[ . . . . hehe.

his expressions definitely warms into something very pleased.]

Thank you, Sasuke-kun.

[they're at the costume hall now because i want to be saved from this]

[moralmyopia]

[Very lowly:] Scaredy-cat. [He has to save face someone.

You act like the costume hall is going to save you from the even more gay shit that's going to happen inside. smh]

[usogi]

[senri sticks his tongue out because of course he does - but he'll let go of sasuke. he shivers automatically when he does if only because it means no more constant heat source, but he'll deal for the sake of fashion. his fingers start brushing across fabric as he wanders]

Let's see, let's see....

It'll probably have to be black, huh? Cheri said the further from your usual aesthetic the better - but I still have to make sure you look good if we're going out after....

[he really is just rolling these two tasks together into a date]

Oh, I should get an outfit too!

[please save me from his verbal stream of consciousness]