[ i already regret sasuke and senri ]

[usogi]

i hate that jan made us a shitpost so i already have one to use

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[moralmyopia]

[This selfish, needy, attention whore right here!! Trying his best to try to mooch off Sasuke while pretending not to be jealous!]

I said it wasn't anyone! I don't need to waste my time practicing dating. There's more important things to do--

--like try to find Fortune's killer we missed last time!

[usogi]

It's a working date - let's do both.

[circling around to stand in front of sasuke so he can't?

not look at him?]

[moralmyopia]

[No, don't do that. His eyes do this thing where they try not to look all over Senri, but they sort of do, but they don't? Senri's face--down, giving Senri a kind of once-over, but then looking away to the side like he's not.

And then he just tries to push by Senri to go further into the study.]

I can't work when you're too distracting because of how ridiculous you look like that.

[usogi]

[oh my god

senri reaches for sasuke's hand]

Did you just check me out?

[moralmyopia]

[He looks back only because the hand stops him, and he's going to have to try to get it away as usual.] What?

You're so damn annoying. I'm not looking at you. Would you take all of that off already?

[STOP, he's getting embarrassed.]

[usogi]

Well you know, it looks pretty simple but there's actually some parts that are laced up at the back?

[nope he's going to get into sasuke's personal space just to see what happens]

I could use some help if you want it off me that badly.

[he didn't have to say it like that]

[moralmyopia]

[HE DIDN'T HAVE TO SAY IT LIKE THAT.

Sasuke recoils as much as he's able, but he can't exactly move anywhere without literally busting away. He wants to stand his ground, but he doesn't want Senri to lie all over him like this.

So instead he just gets legitimately embarrassed; the flush isn't bad, but it creeps up his neck into his face.] That isn't what I meant. [Why is his voice a hissing whisper again???] Not here.

Go back and get Sincerity to take it off for you.

[usogi]

[this is so fucking funny and senri is just putting his hands on his hips? his posturing like a girl is also pretty perfect, but that's just. being an actor for you.]

Well of course not in the private study, silly, I have some dignity.

[HE'S JUST DOING THIS TO MESS WITH SASUKE IT'S AWFUL]

At least buy me dinner first.

[moralmyopia]

[His face quickly bunches up when Senri just continues to antagonize him like he's not a coiled snake ready to strike or something.]

I know you said you were needy, but this is stupid. [God dammit, there was a challenge.] I'm not going on a date with you dressed that way.

I'll just take whatever curse they decide to give.

[usogi]

Are you saying you'd go on another date with me dressed normally?

[that's also bad and gay, sasuke.]

I didn't think that a dress would change your opinion so much...?

[senri picks up the hem a little like he's about to curtsy - not enough to be lewd, but almost more out of curiosity? he does a little turn as if really examining his new outfit]

Cheri really is capable of magic...

[moralmyopia]

[Someone murder him immediately PLEASE.]

You're the one giving out challenges when there's rules in play. You know what you're doing. I'm not stupid.

[His eyes hastily veer off in another direction even if he's remaining vigilant in not running away and not becoming the color of his favorite food.]

I'm not going to let you goad me. I'll only accept your idiotic challenge if you're not wearing any of that. Stop trying to pretend to be someone you're not. Be yourself.

[usogi]

Are you seriously just being that put off because I'm wearing more feminine clothes?

[sasuke you fool!! senri just laughs as he faces him, lacing his fingers behind his back in what would probably be a sweet and angelic motion from anyone else]

The falsetto's a little much - but this is just as much me as any other time we hang out. I don't really care what I wear as long as it's fashionable. I have my own preferences, but this isn't bad when I feel like it.

[he winks. i feel like adding that to the tag just because.]

[moralmyopia]

[The only reason he looks back is so he can glare Senri down, face sour. He has no good response to this??? The wink gets a scoff, and that's all he can muster because there isn't any reason he can think of to go against "I'm myself and wear what I want."]

Fine, if it'll get you to shut up.

[usogi]

[ . . . ]

Fine, we're - going on a practice date?

[oh my god]

[moralmyopia]

You're the one who challenged me, idiot. [he hates this] If you don't shut up and take it, I'm going to refuse and accept the curse instead.

[usogi]

[oh my god - though he does manage to look concerned.]

Ah - don't! I don't want you to find out what the curse is....

[DON'T WORRY HIM LIKE THAT]

Mm. Where are we going on our practice date then?

[moralmyopia]

I don't care. [He's at least half of a straight dude, don't make him attempt to pick something date worthy.] You pick.

Meet me back here... [He pauses to think it over.] ...in an hour and a half.

[usogi]

Whaaaaat?

[it's not hard for senri to play the part of the disappointed girlfriend because he is a needy little shit. he'll pout even as he loops his arms around sasuke's neck and invade his personal space as usual]

Why can't we go now?

[moralmyopia]

[He honestly stands in the most awkward way, complete with hover hands and everything. Senri hangs off his neck, and he tries his best to lean back.

A hot, quick wave of embarrassment zips from his chest to his face.]

Get off me. I said an hour and a half. I have something I need to do first.

[usogi]

[senri opens his mouth to complain more - and then he feels an odd tingle of embarrassment run up his spine. he pauses for a second, and blinks.]

.... have you been feeling weird at all today?

[he's nOT ACTUALLY LETTING GO OF THEIR CURRENT POSITION. he closely examines sasuke's face]

- worried, maybe? And now embarrassed?

[moralmyopia]

[Reaching up, Sasuke takes Senri's arm like he plans to try to physically unwind the boy from his neck.

But he pauses, face bunching.] ...What? [It sounds a lot more like disbelief than denial.]

[usogi]

[senri searches the emotions he's dealing with, trying to locate the oddities - ]

And maybe a little too into this?

[STOP]

[moralmyopia]

[The hand comes off Senri's arm so he can shove his palm against Senri's chest. It's a little rough, a push enough to pry Senri off while he also takes half a step back, like he's been scalded.

At first, he thinks there's some way Senri is inside his head, and he's offended being an uncontrollable hormonal teenage boy is being teased.

His stare is suspicious, a glare--until the pressure of the push pops back over his own chest. His fingers hover over the spot... and then his eyes snap up.]

Strung Red.

[usogi]

[sdlkfj

senri stumbles for a second - and then sasuke comes to the conclusion that he did.

and he just

sighs

really deeply.

he sinks down to the ground, covering his face in his hands. that said he's still wearing a skirt so his knees are still together because he's not a harlot!!]

Agaaaaain.

[cursed AGAIN]

[moralmyopia]

[A deep, exhausted, exasperated sigh bubbles out of him, and his arm falls back down.] Dammit... [This is not what he needed right now. This isn't what he ever needed, but especially not this week.

He had so many plans...]

Get off the floor.