[ people are DYING and we're playing house ]

[usogi]

i'll find something more fitting later

thanks cola

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[digestif]

Wait, we're jumping to living together just like that?! Actually, I've just been sleeping in the parlor...

[ suddenly, they feel like they've been living a very low-class lifestyle... ]

[haw]

Wha—whaddaya mean "together"?!

[ ????????????? ]

I'm too young to be worryin' about domestic life!

[usogi]

[senri takes a moment to glance at mizuki-san because what? how is such a beautiful person just sleeping in the parlor,,

but then he turns to majima and just laughs]

Madopyon has a point. I'd actually kinda feel better if we had Majima-san around, and Mizuki-san can take one of the rooms too.

[he doesn't mind the couch?]

[frilly]

[ she laughs, too. ]

I don't think you have to worry about it getting domestic... This place might only last a week.

And we're all just friends, right? [ because friends is different from family! :) ]

[digestif]

[ bahahaha. They clap Majima on the back. ]

That's right! We're friends.

[ despite SOMEONE'S rude rejections. Mizuki wanders into the room a little more, glancing around curiously. Frankly, they'd feel better staying closer to the action, but... ]

You do have a point. Safety in numbers, right?

[haw]

[ he lets out an "oof" as mizuki thumps him, then sighs as all the others insist. he's usually better at not folding under pressure, but... ]

Fine, fine. But if I hear any of ya—[ POINTED STARE AT MIZUKI ]—callin' me otousan, I'm kickin' ya out.

[usogi]

[oh my god. he's laughing]

Doesn't it feel like Majima-san would fit better as a Tou-chan? Papa? [papajima, if you would.]

And Mizuki-san already feels like a super responsible parental figure to have around. And Madopyon is everyone's treasured younger sister!

[senri should stop maybe]

Ahaha, no way, that'd be too funny! I don't think we have to do that.

[they're going to do that]

[frilly]

E-eh? [ Madoks flusters trying to decide what dad name would fit Majima best... ] I think I would use Otou-san...! Maybe!

But I'm more used to being a big sister, you know?

[ oh no ]

[digestif]

[ these two... they must be lonely. Mizuki laughs again, sounding amused, and, perhaps, slightly bewildered. ]

Come on. Aren't you two getting a little carried away?

[ ... ]

You'll make Papa angry.

[ yeah they can't resist though ]

[haw]

[ immediately turns around and attempts to leave the house ]

[usogi]

[sdlfkjsdlkfjsdflkjl

senri's cracking up but also like. running to try to catch majima's arm]

Majima-san, have a sense of humor please....!

[frilly]

[ trying to hide her laughter behind her hand. not really succeeding. ]

Maybe different nicknames, then. [ Senri, you're good at nicknames! ]

[digestif]

[ everyone laughing at majima together... he truly brings the people together... also he can't really get mad at Mizuki if the other two are laughing, too. Score!! ]

Hahaha. Sorry, Majima-kun. We don't really need nicknames, I think. [ a beat. ] Oh, but if Kaname-chan wants to give me a nickname, I'd be happy with it!

[haw]

[ he allows himself... to be pulled back... but he's pouting because he can't fight :( his family :( ]

This ain't fair, the three of ya are gangin' up on me.

[usogi]

Ahaha, it's just because you're such a good sport, Majima-san. It's just for a week - promise we won't be too much of a headache!

[can he really promise that though]

And I wanna hear what nickname Madopyon comes up with too!

[senri is good with nicknames but he's also not cute enough to dare,]

[frilly]

[ Madoka is noticeably quiet while they're talking for a moment, then blurts out: ]

Ogou-san...!

[ Get it? Like Goro... And Otou-san... ]

But I think Mizuki-san's name is so pretty that I don't want to shorten it...

[digestif]

Ogou-san...

[ pfft... they want to respond to Madoka calling their name pretty, but they're too busy laughing again now. Madoka is too cute... ]

[haw]

[ holy shit

majima walks over to madoka, gently places a hand on her shoulder, and looks her right in the eye. ]

Madoka-chan, I would take a fuckin' bullet for ya.

[usogi]

[oh my god

senri's already laughing]

Ahh, he's right and he should say it.

[a family of madoka stans is so valid]

[frilly]

[ her face is bright red..... the positive reaction almost makes it more embarrassing........ ]

[digestif]

[ still chuckling - everyone's reactions only make it funnier. But in a heartwarming sort of way. ]

I get the feeling you'll be extra safe in this house, Kaname-chan.

[haw]

[ somewhere in the back of his mind, majima is painfully aware of how stupid this all is at the end of the day. two people have died so far, and with their luck, they won't be the last. justice and merriment's presence serves to remind them that they're still playing pieces in this game.

taking his hand off madoka's shoulder, he straightens back up and just. looks at the other three. ]

Hah. All we need now is a dog, an' it'll almost be like we fit perfectly in.

[usogi]

Hmm, I can get us a grumpy cat? [he means taka] Or would that ruin the illusion...

[but he grins anyway as he settles on the couch, still facing everyone else as he kicks his feet idly]

That doesn't sound like it'd be so bad.... I'll even take turns making dinner if it'll help everyone.

[he'll do his chores like a good boy]

[frilly]

I've never had a dog or a cat, but I used to have a pet myna bird.

[ Madoka is just happy to have the attention off of her nickname idea... ]

I'm better at cleaning than cooking...

[digestif]

You're all quite serious about this, huh? [ a small chuckle. ] We could switch off doing chores. I'm an all right cook.