[ senri hit sasuke?????? god. he does not fucking care and will not ask.
but sasuke will walk in on taka getting ice from the freezer and making a lil makeshift icepack. he'll turn when he hears him approach, and just kind of... wordlessly holds it out to him.
look there are some things they should probably talk about but takaomi would rather die than say any of it in front of senri. mostly because it would require revealing the stupid shit they purposely did not tell him. so, ice your bruise instead, sasuke. ]
His face absolutely says, "You didn't have to do this bullshit," but he says nothing as he takes the ice wrap and... just... kind of holds it for a minute or two. His brows furrow, and he turns half around as Senri comes in making demands.]
You're nosy and annoying.
[He puts the ice wrap on his face, wincing, and glances back at Taka. If Taka wants to say something, Sasuke... will go along with it, he's tired of Senri's antics. But if Taka doesn't, he won't.]
... I got the glasses on Wednesday. They were a bonus prize from Justice's hunt.
[ proceeds to say absolutely nothing else about them or why he was wearing them. moving on.
he glances between sasuke and senri, like he's trying to figure out what to say here that isn't terrible. he knows senri well enough to get that he won't let this go. so. ]
We didn't mean to bring the bra. It probably just got caught on him when we were trying to escape.
You didn't invite me, and I was worried, so it's not fair if I get all the anxiety and none of the answers. Both of you were gone...
[and he looks sincerely unhappy about it? senri probably didn't need to make this about feelings, but well. he doesn't hide that he gets lonely easily.]
But... why was there a bra in Cunning's room?
Do you think he's... you know... with one of the other gods?
[it's ironic that senri is the one thinking that disorder must be such a thot]
[It almost hurts for Sasuke to roll his eyes because doing so makes him move his nose under the wrap. He lowers the ice and gives Taka a kind of unspecifically but generally understood look about Senri.]
Forget the damn underwear. It was beneath the bed. It belongs to Disorder or Ambition, and I don't care which, as long as I never have to see it again.
[He's so TIRED. And pissed. Senri gets a hot glare from him for forcing the two of them to relive this shitty experience just for the sake of his attention whore needs.]
They came in when we were searching. We hid beneath the bed, but they weren't leaving. I lit the bed on fire to make them run, but they tried to put the fire out like idiots.
[So, yeah. The bed was going up in flames with them under it and Ambition and Disorder above them.]
At least one of us needed to get out in case something happened. He could [With a nod at Takaomi.] if they were distracted.
[ honestly putting the fire out was the smart thing to do but it also ruined their lives so taka can't give them too much credit.
he glances between the two of them again, and he once again gets hit with that feeling that they should Talk but it's hard when senri is being a bunny chihuahua mix with his yapping. ]
The glasses were a bonus prize I got from Justice's hunt.
[ he does not explain why he had them on. anyway. ]
You lit the bed on fire while you were both still underneath it?
[SASUKE.
the really unfortunate thing is that oocly i would love more answers but icly senri is having a small heart attack just imagining it all? he opens his mouth to say something - but also he's not like. blind. he catches the look that taka gives sasuke, and he thinks about how he sort of just forced them to talk to him as soon as they got out.
so he pauses and.]
..... I'm really glad you're both okay.
[ . . . he looks like he wants to say something else, but - ]
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but sasuke will walk in on taka getting ice from the freezer and making a lil makeshift icepack. he'll turn when he hears him approach, and just kind of... wordlessly holds it out to him.
look there are some things they should probably talk about but takaomi would rather die than say any of it in front of senri. mostly because it would require revealing the stupid shit they purposely did not tell him. so, ice your bruise instead, sasuke. ]
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senri does in fact follow after, and he watches the exchange between emos for a whole three seconds.
and then he crosses his arms.]
The bra.
The glasses?
The fire.
If you don't tell me, I'm gonna try to gossip with Bambi. [Ambition.] Or I'm going to guess with increasingly worse options until you make me stop.
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His face absolutely says, "You didn't have to do this bullshit," but he says nothing as he takes the ice wrap and... just... kind of holds it for a minute or two. His brows furrow, and he turns half around as Senri comes in making demands.]
You're nosy and annoying.
[He puts the ice wrap on his face, wincing, and glances back at Taka. If Taka wants to say something, Sasuke... will go along with it, he's tired of Senri's antics. But if Taka doesn't, he won't.]
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[ proceeds to say absolutely nothing else about them or why he was wearing them. moving on.
he glances between sasuke and senri, like he's trying to figure out what to say here that isn't terrible. he knows senri well enough to get that he won't let this go. so. ]
We didn't mean to bring the bra. It probably just got caught on him when we were trying to escape.
[ fire? what fire. ]
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[and he looks sincerely unhappy about it? senri probably didn't need to make this about feelings, but well. he doesn't hide that he gets lonely easily.]
But... why was there a bra in Cunning's room?
Do you think he's... you know... with one of the other gods?
[it's ironic that senri is the one thinking that disorder must be such a thot]
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Forget the damn underwear. It was beneath the bed. It belongs to Disorder or Ambition, and I don't care which, as long as I never have to see it again.
[He's so TIRED. And pissed. Senri gets a hot glare from him for forcing the two of them to relive this shitty experience just for the sake of his attention whore needs.]
They came in when we were searching. We hid beneath the bed, but they weren't leaving. I lit the bed on fire to make them run, but they tried to put the fire out like idiots.
[So, yeah. The bed was going up in flames with them under it and Ambition and Disorder above them.]
At least one of us needed to get out in case something happened. He could [With a nod at Takaomi.] if they were distracted.
[So he distracted them. Hm. Bad.]
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he glances between the two of them again, and he once again gets hit with that feeling that they should Talk but it's hard when senri is being a bunny chihuahua mix with his yapping. ]
The glasses were a bonus prize I got from Justice's hunt.
[ he does not explain why he had them on. anyway. ]
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You lit the bed on fire while you were both still underneath it?
[SASUKE.
the really unfortunate thing is that oocly i would love more answers but icly senri is having a small heart attack just imagining it all? he opens his mouth to say something - but also he's not like. blind. he catches the look that taka gives sasuke, and he thinks about how he sort of just forced them to talk to him as soon as they got out.
so he pauses and.]
..... I'm really glad you're both okay.
[ . . . he looks like he wants to say something else, but - ]
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Mm, I'll go outside and see what the courtyard looks like - and if the coast is clear. So...
[he seems actually fairly easily deterred compared to normal.]
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He gives Taka a questioning look briefly. Is Senri supposed to be this easy to placate? Is this a joke? A ruse? Are they safe?
And then he just looks back at Senri again, his brows furrowing.]
I don't trust you. If you give us away to anyone, I'll kill you.
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like, for very different reasons than sasuke is, but. ]
... don't wander off too far.
[ he has just accepted that sasuke threatening to kill senri is how their weird friendship works. ]
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[he'll opt for being a bitch because he's pretty sure that's what he should be doing in this case?]
I'll leave you two, so don't set any more beds on fire, okay?
[ . . . well, they're both safe and intact, and at the end of the day, that's all senri wanted. so he'll wave and take his exit, easily and smoothly.
he's absolutely never this easy to handle, but he's gone for now at least!]