[ canonmates who don't trust each other for shit babey ]

[usogi]

time to solve some MURDERS, taka


thanks jan

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[bakaomi]

It's a favor. I'm supposed to give this to... [ he sighs ] my boyfriend, and I need to make sure he wears it.

[usogi]

[ . . . . ]

Try again, this time without hesitating on calling me your boyfriend, and I'll think about it.

[bakaomi]

It's just embarrassing hearing that from someone else.

[ he almost blew his damn cover when cunning just hinted at it in the mingle ]

[usogi]

[he pouts]

But... that's what I am...

We're dating.

[bakaomi]

And you're usually the only one I have to deal with that from.

[ because the gods mostly just like to do short teasing bursts, and both majima and ray wouldn't bring it up in conversation unless it was somehow relevant

taka is getting very comfortable with being affectionate with senri behind closed doors. he does not have that same practice of discussing it with others ]

[usogi]

[ . . . . continues to pout.]

I guess.

Ishirin-san, Ray-kun, and Majima-san all know now by the way.

[ . . . and he just snorts a little bit]

So what should I tell people if they ask me where my new accessory is from?

[bakaomi]

Whatever you want, I guess.

[ he'll go to place it on senri. ]

Remember, it was your idea not to tell everyone.

[ like, taka went along with it with absolutely zero protest but senri is still the one who came up with the idea. ]

[usogi]

[senri will accept it... (bye bye birdie voice) he really got pinned]

... given that I got cursed again this week, I'm happier that you're not tangled in it.

[bakaomi]

[ he gives senri a quick kiss on the cheek before stepping back. ]

You really have no luck.

[usogi]

I don't! Who decided to string me to the most violent idiot in the whole temple?! Ahh, I hate that guy!

[no he doesn't]

[bakaomi]

Have you given up on just specifically telling convincing lies or...?

[ senri is the #1 sasuke stan here ]

[usogi]

Please let me at least pretend.

[cry]

[bakaomi]

[ he snorts ]

Okay, yeah. You hate him so much.

[usogi]

That's right.

[and he'll seem to accept that??? he'll wrap his arms around taka again and lean in to press a kiss to his lips]

... thanks for the gift too, Bakaomi.

[bakaomi]

[ on one hand he figures they should probably not kiss so much considering senri is red strung to someone

on the other hand, taka kisses him back ]

Yeah, yeah, dumb rabbit.

[usogi]

[this isn't an injury it's fine, sasuke will just get to feel all the gross as hell sappy feelings]

Did you find out anything else interesting? Or do we get a relaxing day today maybe?

[bakaomi]

Hm... we could always go on our date.

[ this is the worst time to go on a date ]

[usogi]

What? Where?

[this is a horRIBLE TIME TO GO ON A DATE]

And - I can't make out with you when I'm Strung Red to Sasuke, he'll be so confused.

[bakaomi]

Tch...

[ TAKA ]

[usogi]

Ah, I am dating a pervert.

[STOP]

[bakaomi]

You really have no right to call me that, horny rabbit.

[usogi]

I'm perfectly innocent? I'm really not sure what you're accusing me of.

[bullshit he's so thirsty for affection]

[bakaomi]

Huh? What did you just say to me?

[usogi]

The truth.

[though he seems to think of something - ]

Oh. And I had an idea for this weekend....

Do you think we can borrow your coin for something? I think that if we all show our coins - you who hasn't switched, Ray-kun that's switched once, mine that's twice, and Sasuke that's... however many times.... then we can have points of reference for how tarnished a coin gets after so many defections.

If we can convince everyone at trial to show their coins, we can eliminate anyone with a perfect coin from being the Ruin follower, even if I didn't know their alignment before.

[bakaomi]

... that may be a good idea.

There's a chance it's probably Luna.