[ canonmates who don't trust each other for shit babey ]

[usogi]

time to solve some MURDERS, taka


thanks jan

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[usogi]

[senri just laughs quietly before leaning in to press their foreheads together quietly]

... I'm still a little nervous - if only because I'm extra putting myself out there this week, and I don't want you to have to deal with the repercussions.

But... I'm even happier that I get to talk about you, so I think it balances out.

[bakaomi]

Even if we weren't public, I'd still fully support you.

[ he wraps his arms around senri's neck and closes his eyes ]

We're a team, yeah?

[usogi]

[senri nods - not enough to pull them apart at all]

Mm-hmm. Partners. Always.

[bakaomi]

And most importantly, people will stop thinking you're dating Sasuke.

[ smooch ]

[usogi]

[sdflkjsldfkj

he's laughing because oh my god]

I don't know why people think that... he doesn't have a romantic bone in his body?

[bakaomi]

Mizuki thought the three of us were in some type of relationship.

[ taka died ]

[usogi]

[slkdjflsdkjfsdf

nOOOOO

HE'S CRACKING UP SO HARD HE'S BURYING HIS FACE IN TAKA'S SHOULDER]

[bakaomi]

Stop! Like, how the hell was I supposed to react to that?! He said we were always together so it had to mean something!

[ TAKAOMI DOESN'T EVEN HANG OUT WITH SASUKE NEARLY AS MUCH AS SENRI DOES

WHY WAS HE GROUPED INTO THIS ]

[usogi]

That's not even true! I really want the two of you to get along better but - ahaha...!!

[he's losing his damn mind]

No way. You'd be so mad if you ever had to share me. And like I'd ever let Sasuke get to have you?

[bakaomi]

[ senri laughing is now making him laugh ]

I said stop...!

[usogi]

No! That's so - ahh, Mizuki-san, you were supposed to be the smart one!!

[HE'S LAUGHING SO HARD HE MIGHT CRY]

[bakaomi]

Senri. I want an open relationship. I'm going to go hook up with Yu.

[ he somehow manages to say it with a straight face ]

[usogi]

[he

stops laughing and reaches up just to cover taka's mouth]

Bad joke, Shishimaru-kun.

[bakaomi]

[ licks senri's hand ]

[usogi]

[sldkfjsljkdfsdf]

Gross, gross!!

[wipes his hand off on taka's jacket.....]

[bakaomi]

Don't clean your hand on me!!

[ SWATS AT HIM ]

[usogi]

Don't lick me, you're so gross!

You're the one who made the bad joke in the first place!! You know I'm still mad at Yu-kun?! I didn't get to punch him! I've had no outlet for my irritation!

[bakaomi]

Who else am I going to date then?

[ hm ]

Ludger, if I want someone older...

[usogi]

[he's pretty much glaring at this point

even as he's also pulling taka in closer to him]

You have no future as a comedian.

Just so you know.

[bakaomi]

I think I'm pretty funny.

[ :) ]

[usogi]

You are entirely incorrect.

But you know who tells good jokes?

Tama-chin.

[binch]

[bakaomi]

[ TRIES TO MOVE OUT OF SENRI'S LAP ]

[usogi]

[NOPE HE'S KEEPING HIS ARMS WRAPPED AROUND HIM TIGHT]

See?

It's not funny!

[bakaomi]

That one is worse! I've never gone on a date with Yu or Ludger!

[ ludger can only have his heart broken so many times ]

[usogi]

Yu-kun pissed me off this week and Ludger-kun annoyed me a lot! At least Tama-chin tries to be nice to you probably!

[he actually doesn't know for sure]

You started it.

[he'll lean in to kiss taka - but also nip a little chidingly at his lips]

I'm not sharing.