[ canonmates who don't trust each other for shit babey ]

[usogi]

time to solve some MURDERS, taka


thanks jan

Comments

[bakaomi]

You could get literally anyone in this temple to carry you around.

[usogi]

... no, that'd be too inconvenient.

[why did he think about it]

And at least some people wouldn't.

[bakaomi]

Then how the hell am I going to get around?

[usogi]

... what? You thought the people that would carry me would just also pick you up too?

[to be fair

ishi could absolutely pick one child up in each arm]

[bakaomi]

No, everyone would leave me to die, probably.

[ so don't break his damn leg ]

[usogi]

[sdlkfjsdf]

Stop, that joke isn't funny!

[bakaomi]

[ he just leans over to kiss him on the cheek ]

[usogi]

[fffsldkjf

senri's just going to huff at that before leaning against taka some more because he's gay]

... one day I'll get strong enough to carry you, maybe.

[no]

[bakaomi]

Mm. Of course, sweetie.

[ this is the only time he has ever used a term of endearment like that and it's to mock him ]

[usogi]

[sldfkjsf]

- what? What did you just say to me?

[that was so WEIRD]

[bakaomi]

I didn't say anything.

[ he will literally never say it again ]

[usogi]

[no he's laughing please god let them get back to the room soon]

No, I heard it! It was a little strange, but I deeeefinitely heard it.

I'm your sweetie? ♥

[bakaomi]

Don't be gross!!

[ HE WAS TRYING TO BE A DICK AND IT BACKFIRED ]

[usogi]

[this is their relationship]

I don't know, it sounds like you were the one that was being gross?

[bakaomi]

What? Did you go deaf?

[usogi]

Nope, can't be! Rabbits have to have good ears!

[bakaomi]

Eh...

I've decided I'm not talking to you.

[usogi]

Wh - You can't just make a decision like that?!

[bakaomi]

[ :/ ]

[usogi]

[oh my god]

Taka...?!

[he's pouting - and swapping holding onto taka's hand for just holding onto his arm instead]

Takaaaaaa.

[bakaomi]

[ :\ ]

[usogi]

[hmmmm

well they're going to be going in their room now

so senri can close the door behind them and

push taka up against it]

Ta. Ka. ♥

[bakaomi]

[ kfjshdsgds

:/!!! ]

[usogi]

[we sure do just keep going from bad to worse

because senri isn't a fan of being deprived of attention?

hence why he's just going to wrap his arms around taka's neck and lean in real close]

Are you really choosing now to be stubborn...?

[bakaomi]

[ HE SURE FUCKING IS

he even looks away ]