[ canonmates who don't trust each other for shit babey ]

[usogi]

time to solve some MURDERS, taka


thanks jan

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[bakaomi]

And you'll be fine. There are a lot of people who really care about you here.

[ it's obvious, just watching them during trials. ]

I mean, it's still going to be shitty for you, but you'll be fine.

[usogi]

[ . . . he's quiet and just going to let his face fall into taka's collarbone]

.... just be nice to me when I come back.

[bakaomi]

I'm always nice to you.

[usogi]

Lying is my thing.

[ . . . . ]

I'm going to find Ishirin-san, too. Uchiha.... Madopyon.... Majima-san...

Will you be okay until I get back?

[bakaomi]

I'm not a baby. I'll be fine.

[ he needs to go talk to his god anyway ]

[usogi]

Okay.... Can we eat dinner first?

[and then break - ]

[bakaomi]

[ he blinks in surprise ]

Sure.

[usogi]

... I just want to feel like something's normal for a little bit, like Yumapi is in the middle of his deadlines, and Hari is doing something ridiculous in his schedule, so it's just the two of us stuck at dinner until we get tired of each other and they have to solve our argument on who would win between Super Sentai or the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles....

[ . . . ]

And then when we leave the house, we won't have that, I know, but it'd be nice to pretend.

[bakaomi]

You'd need to stop holding onto me for realism.

[ he lifts their joint hands slightly ]

[usogi]

[ . . . . ]

Well, it doesn't need to be a perfect replica.

[bakaomi]

... mm.

Sometimes you can be a little cute.

[usogi]

[what the fuck

senri pauses - and looks away very quickly to cover up the fact that he started to turn red, and immediately starts to head toward the kitchen]

Shishimaru got cursed again, what am I going to doooooo.

[bakaomi]

[ his gaze shifts towards the floor ]

Oh. The moment's gone.

[usogi]

.... good, because that'd be suuuuper weird.

[he doesn't let go of taka's hand anyway]

[bakaomi]

You're suuuuper weird.

[ it's fine

he's not letting go either ]

[usogi]

Well, it's not like you can be surprised by that.

[







we need another timeskip tho]

[bakaomi]

[ (spongebob narrator voice) a few hours later

but taka is headed back to his house after a bit. he doesn't expect senri to be done yet so his plans are to become a blanket burrito and expire mostly ]

[usogi]

[yeah taka is back first

and senri will come back and change into pajamas and

immediately crawl into bed and pull at the blankets so they can both burrito]

[bakaomi]

[ oh

he lets senri into the burrito ]

You're back.

[usogi]

[senri will totally curl right into the burrito and latch onto taka, because that's not weird or anything

no he's just. lonely and tired and looking for comfort.]

.... maybe I should stop talking to people after all.

[bakaomi]

You wouldn't last.

[ senri's too much of a social butterfly ]

What happened?

[usogi]

.... I found out who cursed me.

Sasuke-kun and I made a deal.

Ishirin-san told me his plan.

Madopyon made me feel suuuuper guilty.

The gods already tried to offer me deals.

[ . . . ]

I'm sleepy....

[bakaomi]

You've been busy.

[ he pulls senri in a little closer ]

Who cursed you?

[usogi]

[he allows it because he's a dumb needy bunny, and curls up a little bit more. he can't meet taka's expression]

... If I tell you, you keep it a secret.

Because if they're found out, they could get into trouble even worse than what we had.

[bakaomi]

Yeah, yeah. Who the hell would I even tell?

[ listen the list of people taka genuinely likes here who isn't a god. and can be counted on one hand and also he won't have to use all five fingers. ]