[ canonmates who don't trust each other for shit babey ]

[usogi]

time to solve some MURDERS, taka


thanks jan

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[usogi]

You have no finesse anyway - can't believe you stole my first one like that.

[bitch!]

[bakaomi]

I wouldn't have had to if you weren't so dumb.

[ bitch!!! ]

[usogi]

What do you mean?! You've never flirted with me at all!!

[bitch!!!!!]

[bakaomi]

I let you into my bed every night!!

[ bitch!!!!! ]

[usogi]

I thought I was just really persuasive!!

[NO DUMBASS YOU JUST SHOWED UP AND EXPECTED TAKA TO AGREE]

[bakaomi]

No!! Of course you aren't!

[ and ok he like

agreed to wait til monday but

he's going to try for an actual kiss this time ]

[usogi]

[taka you dumb gay fuck

senri really almost lets him do it because he's needy but. he places his gloved palm over taka's mouth as he leans back and shakes his head]

.... please wait until Monday.

I can't kiss you today and go on a date with Beauty tomorrow. That's too much even for me.

[and even if it makes him embarrassed to say it - ]

I'll make it up to you later, okay?

[bakaomi]

Mm.

[ honestly senri just looked very smug and it annoyed taka but he smartly chooses not to say that out loud ]

I have something I should probably take care of anyway.

[usogi]

[ . . . ]

Like what?

[bakaomi]

[ he shrugs ]

There's just someone I need to make sure is okay for the rest of the week.

[usogi]

.... Fortune?

[bakaomi]

[ he just nods ]

[usogi]

.... if she gets put up on the gods list this trial, we can't let anyone vote for her. If she gets voted for, she's the one who's eliminated, because she's all out of followers.

[he shakes his head]

I talked Sasuke out of his 'just eliminate all the lesser gods' thing, I think, but we have to convince everyone else.

[bakaomi]

The problem is that it's hard to make plans before the weekend since it's pretty much impossible to predict what might happen.

[ trials...... are bad. ]

[usogi]

... I know.

I'm nervous - as always.... No matter how many more gods I talk to, or favors I get, it's hard to tell what's going to happen.

[bakaomi]

[ it's fine senri since you're apparently going to be DEAD according to DANA!!! ]

I think it's partly because you don't know what everything else is doing, too.

[usogi]

[ (': ]

.... people should gossip with me more.

[and he'll just bury his face in taka's shoulder again because apparently they just don't give a shit about location,]

[bakaomi]

I'm pretty sure most of the goddamn game gossips with you.

[ god if this wasn't a pc they'd get stepped on ]

[usogi]

Would-be murderers should gossip with me.

[no]

And then I can flag Ishirin-san.

[hm]

[bakaomi]

He's staying with us tomorrow, I don't know if he told you.

[usogi]

[ . . . . ]

Like - in the house?

[bakaomi]

No, in my bed.

[ ... ]

Yes in the house.

[usogi]

I was trying to think of if I should sleep in a separate room....

[ . . . ]

I'll probably tell Ogou-san and Ishirin-san, but I don't know if I want to tell anyone else that we're...

[y'know.]

[bakaomi]

Majima...

[ ugh ]

[usogi]

He'd be so mad if he found out later because I didn't tell him. Like super mad.

[CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW MAD]