[ canonmates who don't trust each other for shit babey ]

[usogi]

time to solve some MURDERS, taka


thanks jan

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[bakaomi]

Fuck you! Just ask for a favor and have someone fix it! Or there's like ten goddamn nerds living in the lab, go to one of them!

[ BACK INTO BED, SENRI ]

[usogi]

[HE'LL GO BACK INTO BED BUT ALSO - ]

How did you break it?! Where is it now? How come you didn't tell me?!

[bakaomi]

I forgot about it! I've been kind of busy!

[ hE'S STILL NOT SAYING HOW IT BROKE ]

[usogi]

How. Did. You. Break. It?

[HE'S SO MAD]

Or I won't kiss you for the rest of the day!

[bakaomi]

[ slfjlgjsdgdjh ]

It fell in the snow!!

[usogi]

It what?!

That was a week ago! You haven't been busy for a week! You don't have any friends!!

[bakaomi]

[ HE SHOVES SENRI OUT OF THE BED ]

[usogi]

[SQUAWKS

and he gets back up just to tackle taka again]

Where did you put it?! I'm gonna have someone fix it since apparently you couldn't be bothered!

[bakaomi]

[ i guess they're just wrestling now ]

You're lucky I didn't offer it!

[usogi]

[this is how you deal with trauma]

Why would you offer it?! It's mine!! I'd have to get it back! I don't just have another one of those lying around, you know?!

Do you not care even a little bit about Muffins?!

[that's one of the Breath of the Wild hroses]

[bakaomi]

Just pick a god and flirt and get the stupid thing fixed!!

[ TAKA THIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU SAID YOU WANTED SENRI TO DO ]

[usogi]

Tell me where you put it and I'm taking it to Ray-kun!! If that doesn't work, I'm going straight to Beauty just because I'm mad at you!

[GODDAMN]

[bakaomi]

If you take it to Beauty then you're going to have to sleep by yourself, stuuuuuupid!

[usogi]

Beauty's the god most likely to do it for free, you jerk! Even Cheri couldn't give me a phone charger without it being a favor!!

[HE'S SO MAD AAAAAAA]

This is your fault, you know?!

[bakaomi]

Shut up! I told you, I was busy! I was going to get around to it eventually!!

[ like.

final week, probably ]

[usogi]

Right before we went home?

[he's pissy but he's just

going to put all of his weight on taka instead as his revenge]

[bakaomi]

[ kfsjgsdlk he's being crushed ]

Does it matter as long as it gets fixed?

[usogi]

Apparently it does. I wanted to play it today....

[and he buries his face in taka's neck]

[bakaomi]

[ it's fine he'll just

pepper the side of senri's face in kisses ]

[usogi]

[sdflkjsdf

okay but he can't help but laugh at that - ]

Ahahaha, just apologize like a normal person!

[bakaomi]

Sorry [ kiss ] about [ kiss ] Muffins. [ kiss ]

[usogi]

[goddammit

that's so fucking stupid and endearing that senri ends up just giggling up until he turns his face to press his lips against Taka's properly]

... you have to beat the next boss on the hardest difficulty - that's your penance.

[bakaomi]

[ ah... he smiles against senri's lips. ]

Fine. It's a deal.

[usogi]

[ . . . and senri just huffs out a little laugh before kissing taka's cheek.

please go back to plot talk]

.... Hector-san was with Ruin - but I think I told you that already, right? I don't know Blackfire or Julius-san's alignments....

Oh - I did learn a new one though. Sieg-kun is with Love, so that means I know five out of the six Love followers....

[bakaomi]

Mm.

[ his smile falls. ]

Ishikirimaru saw Piety and Ambition leaving Fortune's house.