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[personal profile] haw 2019-04-04 09:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ with his own self-mocking laugh, because god senri is genuinely precious and naive and means so much to him, majima puts his hand on senri's shoulder in what's become a very familiar gesture in these past few weeks. ]

Mouri-han an' Oda-han... I'll give it a shot. It's the least I can do for ya. [ a small sigh ] It ain't Ambition-han's fault she got a buncha assholes on her team.
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[personal profile] haw 2019-04-04 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Kinda explains why I never liked that two-toned asshole to begin with, now that I think about it.

[ beat ]

The one that ain't Shishi-kun.
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[personal profile] haw 2019-04-04 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Eh, I ran outta stupid things to call him, so I gave up. I already cut the "maru" outta Ishikiri-jisan's name, so I just started doin' it with Shishi-kun, too.

[ he shrugs! he'll never tell! ]

For real? What a douchecanoe paddlin' up a sea of shit.

[ majima??? ]
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[personal profile] haw 2019-04-04 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I ain't gonna be the first in line to vouch for Uchiha, but I'll come fuckin' runnin' if that black an' white bag of dicks tries to start some shit this week.
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[personal profile] haw 2019-04-04 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ LIKE FATHER LIKE SON!!! ]

Connor-han tapped me to try an' play peacekeeper this week anyway, so it works out.
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[personal profile] haw 2019-04-04 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
We made an agreement. I lend him my fists if he ever thought anyone else needed some roughin' up for the greater good, an' he turns the other way while I beat the shit outta Guy. We both got somethin' we wanted out of it.

[ HE SAYS THIS SO CASUALLY IT'S PROBABLY CONCERNING but also, he is, him, ]
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[personal profile] haw 2019-04-04 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Why would I get mad at you when he'd be right there to slug himself?
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[personal profile] haw 2019-04-04 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ tiredly: ]

Listen, after that week, I don't think I have it in me to even think about yellin' at you again.
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[personal profile] haw 2019-04-04 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
. . .

[ lightly bonks the top of his head ]
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[personal profile] haw 2019-04-04 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
That's as close as you're gettin'.
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[personal profile] haw 2019-04-04 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ... he's throwing in a hug too, because as menacing as he looks, he's a marshmallow inside 😔 ]