[ senri & ray are not okay ]

[usogi]

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[selfimmolates]

I don't want it. Go give it to someone else.

[usogi]

Nope, nope, I picked out this cake with Ray-kun especially in mind. ♪

[and he has plastic plates and utensils already?]

[selfimmolates]

That's gross.

[why were you thinking of him!!]

[usogi]

Sure, but this cake however, is delicious.

[and he brings it out and it looks just like this]

I didn't know if you liked something sweet, or rich, or fruity, or a little dark - so it's got all of 'em!

[selfimmolates]

No.

[usogi]

Geh—

Why not?!

[iT'S A PERFECTLY WONDERFUL CAKE]

[selfimmolates]

[BECAUSE HE REFUSES TO SHOW HIS FACE

anyway he's not saying shit]

[usogi]

[senri is just going to pout

and quietly take a bite of the cake on a fork and

leeeeaaan over so he can try to nyoom the fork over ray's book for him to eat it]

[selfimmolates]

Don't put food near books, you moron.

[usogi]

Then you're gonna have to eat it because I don't wanna smudge it on the book.

[he's DAUNTLESS]

[selfimmolates]

I'm not responsible for your wrongdoings.

[usogi]

Rayyy-kuuuun, don't waste food!

[even though senri's being the worst?? but he'll reach out to try to tip the top of the book down so he can see ray's face??]

[selfimmolates]

[SLAMS THE BOOK IN SENRI'S FACE]

[usogi]

[WHY ARE EMOS SO VIOLENT]

Ow, ow, I'm anti-violence!

[HE'S GETTING BULLIED BY A 12 YEAR OLD THIS IS SO SAD ALEXA PLAY DEPRESSCITO]

[selfimmolates]

[HE'S TAKING THE OPPORTUNITY TO GET UP AND FLEE]

[usogi]

[this is not how i expected this to happen

but senri does jolt and he's unfortunately one of the faster characters in Dream!ing so he

reaches out to catch ray's wrist]

Hey, wait!

[selfimmolates]

[well by now the sparkles and feathers are pretty visible but more importantly—]

—Let go or I'll kick you in the crotch.

[usogi]

[HE LETS GO

and his hand is probably covered in sparkles thanks to

contagious sparklepox]

Wait.

What.

[selfimmolates]

Good going. You brought this on yourself.

[but at least he stole some of ray's sparkles.]

[usogi]

I did what - why did you even have these? Is this some new deterrent method to keep people from trying to kill you by making them sparkly?!

[what kind of

stupidass defense mechanism]

[selfimmolates]

How is that the first thing you came up with!?

[usogi]

Are you going to tell me how it actually happened or not...

[selfimmolates]

I pissed off a god. That's all.

[usogi]

[oh.]

Bad offering?

Or your unfathomably charming personality?

[selfimmolates]

Bad offering. Spoke to a few gods, and apparently they're one of the bigger jerks among them at any rate.