[ senri & ray are not okay ]

[usogi]

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[usogi]

No! You're like - five!

[selfimmolates]

I wasn't asking about anything weird!

[WHERE IS YOUR MIND GOING, SENRI]

And I'm not five!

[usogi]

You're pretty much five!!

[NO HE'S NOT]

How bad do you think my taste is?! How could I possibly ever want anything from those gross, friendless, pitiful, smelly, annoying, gloomy guys?!

[selfimmolates]

All right, then what do you want?

[usogi]

[immediately:]

You don't need to know that either.

[selfimmolates]

But I want to know.

[he says, sipping his cocoa with a strained expression.]

[usogi]

Nope.

[and senri will pull out his phone and open up his pictures he took of everything for reference - ]

Okay Ray-kun, which god did you make angry? I can only take one emo having a curse per week.

[selfimmolates]

I didn't piss off any god! Disorder even apologized to me for last week!

[granted she could be faking and the thread isn't done yet but so there!!]

[usogi]

You definitely pissed off a god.

[he's scrolling scrolling scrolling and - ]

Do you think Love would tell you if someone used one of her powers on you? That's the first one I see about weird questions....

[selfimmolates]

There's nothing wrong with me, but I can say that if Hopelessly Devoted is used, it's not like the target could tell you that they're behaving weirdly from what I understand.

[but he's not behaving weirdly :/ ]

[usogi]

That's probably it.

Well, stop asking about my love life and we can move on.

[please,]

[selfimmolates]

Fine. What's your opinion on love in general, then?

[i'm gomen]

[usogi]

No.

[that's it

that's the tag]

[selfimmolates]

Geez, you're making a big deal out of nothing.

[says the guy who still kind of looks like he wants to die.]

[usogi]

Who would do this to you? Who wants to know so much about my love life? I already talked to Love about it!

[on that note - ]

I'd probably take Love out on a date if she'd let me. Is that what she wants to know?

[selfimmolates]

It's not your love life I care about. Just... love in general. It's something important, isn't it?

[things ray will regret having said by next week: that.]

[usogi]

[oh my fucking god]

And you thought that I wanted it from Uchiha and Shishimaru? Gross.

If I find love, I want it to be something actually sweet and genuine. The cuter the better. Those guys would be awful boyfriends.

[selfimmolates]

So love is... "cute" to you?

Also, if you tell anyone else about this conversation, I'll kill you.

[usogi]

It's okay, unless I find out something earth-shattering, I'm not talking to you for the rest of the week because this is weird.

[he's rEALLY CONFUSED BY THIS????]

[selfimmolates]

Good. I'll have some peace and quiet, then. Have fun getting stabbed by Sasuke.

[usogi]

Don't give up on me so quickly!

[selfimmolates]

I'm maintaining a reasonable level of faith.

[usogi]

Have more faith that I'm not going to get stabbed, please and thank you!

[selfimmolates]

Do you have faith that you're not going to get stabbed?

i thought you were going to bed

[usogi]

[ . . . ]

Fifty-fifty.