[ canonmates who don't trust each other for shit babey ]

[usogi]

time to solve some MURDERS, taka


thanks jan

Comments

[bakaomi]

This is why you keep getting cursed. It's karma for you being a bitch.

[ :/ ]

[usogi]

Don't be mad when I'm finally being honest with you.

[oh my god]

[bakaomi]

Being rude isn't the same as being honest.

[ taka would know he's always rude ]

[usogi]

Are you sure? You have a habit of mixing them up.

[smh]

[bakaomi]

You, in particular, deserve it.

[usogi]

Just tell me how you managed to hurt the stupid ninja!

[bakaomi]

He challenged me to do the wall climbing thing.

[ it was a mistake ]

He was... too worried about me so he got distracted and stabbed.

[usogi]

[ . . . . ]

I don't even know who to be mad at in this situation.

[bakaomi]

Shut up.

[ HE ALREADY FEELS BAD ABOUT IT

and now worse knowing that senri also got hurt ]

[usogi]

[siiiiiighs]

... it's fine. I'll badger him later and kick him to make up for the stupid hurting rule.

But - that's something to deal with.

Other thing: Ray-kun wants to stay with me and Sasuke for curfew, but by extension also assumes you will be there. As much as an emos sleepover sounds like fun, I need you to think up a way to slip over to Ruin without alerting Ray-kun.

He knows we're dating.

Sasuke doesn't.

[bakaomi]

... oh. That shouldn't be a problem anymore.

[ hmmm ]

I told Ray about the whole All Nighter thing.

[usogi]

[senri deadeyes him]

Please keep me in the loop faster so I don't have to leave out information to Ray-kun for nothing.

[bakaomi]

[ he flicks senri on the nose ]

This was a recent development. Like, today recent.

[usogi]

[sdlfkjsdf

POUTS]

Okaaaaaay.

Then that'll make Thursday easier.... He might ask to see if we can stay in Beauty's room?

[ . . . ]

Why that one? I need to find Cheri's or something! That's too awkward, way too awkward...!

[bakaomi]

...

[ hE JUST

MAKES A FUCKING FACE AT THAT

AND IS VERY SUDDENLY ANNOYED AT SENRI WEARING BEAUTY'S CLOTHES DESPITE NOT BEING ANNOYED EARLIER ]

[usogi]

[SEDLKFJSLDFKJS]

It wasn't my idea!!

Do you know how mad I'll be if I have to stay in that room but can't sleep in that bed? It's such a nice bed!!

[SENRI]

[bakaomi]

If you even look at that bed while I am potentially being chased by someone with a knife, I'm divorcing you!!

[ you bitch ]

[usogi]

[GOD]

There's... a chaise.... I guess.....

[he sounds so disappointed]

[bakaomi]

Enjoy your damn sofa.

[ he has no sympathy ]

[usogi]

His TV came out of the ceiling.....

[HE COULD'VE DATED A RICH BITCH, TAKA]

[bakaomi]

[ SENRI YOU FUCKING SELLOUT ]

Are you going to tell me what his thread count on sheets are next, or...?

[usogi]

It had to be at least—

[ . . . . ]

I mean, I don't know, I was only on it for a second.

Anyway, that means I'll be with Ray-kun and Sasuke for curfew.

[bakaomi]

[ god. taka is going to murder senri and it'll be valid ]

... mm. Okay.

[usogi]

[ . . . more seriously.

he presses a kiss to taka's cheek.]

Please be safe, and do whatever Ishirin-san tells you to do.

[bakaomi]

I've been fine so far, haven't I?

[ ignoring the traumatic experiences ]