[ canonmates who don't trust each other for shit babey ]

[usogi]

time to solve some MURDERS, taka


thanks jan

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[bakaomi]

[ bad taste

he presses more closely to senri after the kiss. or is it after the burger promise. who knows. ]

Do I swoon in your arms now?

[usogi]

[taka cares more about burgers than smooches text it]

It'd be cute if you did, but we have to head down some stairs, so maybe play it safe for another minute.

[bakaomi]

Yeah, you'd drop me.

[ no trust ]

[usogi]

Not if you didn't surprise me!

[bakaomi]

You'd break my leg.

[usogi]

You're making me think about wanting to.

[bakaomi]

I'd drag you down with me.

[usogi]

No way, at least one of us needs legs for the last week!

[bakaomi]

You could get literally anyone in this temple to carry you around.

[usogi]

... no, that'd be too inconvenient.

[why did he think about it]

And at least some people wouldn't.

[bakaomi]

Then how the hell am I going to get around?

[usogi]

... what? You thought the people that would carry me would just also pick you up too?

[to be fair

ishi could absolutely pick one child up in each arm]

[bakaomi]

No, everyone would leave me to die, probably.

[ so don't break his damn leg ]

[usogi]

[sdlkfjsdf]

Stop, that joke isn't funny!

[bakaomi]

[ he just leans over to kiss him on the cheek ]

[usogi]

[fffsldkjf

senri's just going to huff at that before leaning against taka some more because he's gay]

... one day I'll get strong enough to carry you, maybe.

[no]

[bakaomi]

Mm. Of course, sweetie.

[ this is the only time he has ever used a term of endearment like that and it's to mock him ]

[usogi]

[sldfkjsf]

- what? What did you just say to me?

[that was so WEIRD]

[bakaomi]

I didn't say anything.

[ he will literally never say it again ]

[usogi]

[no he's laughing please god let them get back to the room soon]

No, I heard it! It was a little strange, but I deeeefinitely heard it.

I'm your sweetie? ♥

[bakaomi]

Don't be gross!!

[ HE WAS TRYING TO BE A DICK AND IT BACKFIRED ]

[usogi]

[this is their relationship]

I don't know, it sounds like you were the one that was being gross?

[bakaomi]

What? Did you go deaf?

[usogi]

Nope, can't be! Rabbits have to have good ears!

[bakaomi]

Eh...

I've decided I'm not talking to you.