[ canonmates who don't trust each other for shit babey ]

[usogi]

time to solve some MURDERS, taka


thanks jan

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[bakaomi]

[ he is so surprised by senri's sudden outburst at the end he actually jumps ]

You're so loud!

[usogi]

[no he's stuck on this]

What do you even have to be jealous over?! Sasuke's an idiot!

[SENRI,]

[bakaomi]

[ oh time to get away from senri ]

Mind your own business!!

[usogi]

[too late senri is grabbing onto taka's hand and following after]

This is my business! It's literally about me, even though it sounds like you're being dumb?!

[bakaomi]

[ godDAMMIT let go bitch ]

Shut up. It doesn't matter!

[usogi]

[no he's cold]

Of course it matters! You're being jealous over literally nothing?

I can't let someone so smart keep thinking something so stupid. No matter how funny it is.

[bakaomi]

[ he actually has to stop to stare at senri in disbelief because he seems to be missing the most crucial detail of all of this, which is why exactly would taka be jealous of senri going on a date with sasuke ]

Fine. You made your point.

[usogi]

Have I?

[senri shakes his head - because it is entirely true that he's missed the point. because as far as he knows, taka is just mad that senri might be replacing him.]

You know that no one will ever make me as unbelievably angry as you, right? No one drives me as crazy in as few words as you - and I hate your hair more than anything else.

You're the only partner I'll have all game - or back home.

So don't be weird if the gods make me spend more time with other people, okay?

[bakaomi]

[ god senri is so fucking stupid

but it really is better this way, in the end. it's easier for the both of them and hopefully takaomi can just forget about it once their lives become normal again. because this definitely would have never happened if they didn't end up here. ]

... whatever. You don't have to tell me that.

[usogi]

I dunno... I didn't think I had to, but you keep getting weird over Sasuke - and that's not gonna help if we're going to keep working with him for the game?

[he tilts his head at that though, trying to figure out exactly what could've made taka get so weird]

... I'm just worried about you.

[bakaomi]

[ pLEASE taka just wants to change the subject so they can move on and he can continue pretending that he doesn't have a huge fucking crush on the dumbass next to him. ]

It's not about Sasuke!

[usogi]

Don't yell when you're the one being difficult - what's it about then?!

[gOD, TAKA,,]

[bakaomi]

You stupid moron shitty idiot bastard rabbit!

[ he grabs senri's shoulders and pulls him into a kiss

it's over just as quickly as it started though, because he lets go after a few seconds and angrily storms off. ]

[usogi]

[wh]

Whaaaaaat?!

[HE RACES AFTER]

Bakaomi, that was my first kiss!! What the hell?!

[bakaomi]

[ is that really his reaction?????????

taka just goes faster ]

Fuck off!!

[usogi]

You can't just - kiss me and walk away?! Who cursed you?!

[this game is so bad for them and their understanding of each other]

[bakaomi]

Are you fucking kidding me!!

[ HE'S JUST RUNNING NOW ]

[usogi]

[SENRI IS ALSO RUNNING, THAT'S FINE]

Get back here and tell me what that was about!!

[bakaomi]

[ HE'S NOT STOPPING but

unfortunately he is running to a dead end and he just doesn't know it yet ]

You can't be this stupid!

[usogi]

I'm not stupid, I'm just - confused!! Really confused!

[?????]

Did Dizzy send you on a task too?! Is this her idea of disorder?!

[bakaomi]

I like you, you shitty rabbit! Now fuck off and fall into a ditch!!

[ oh

that's bad timing to hit the dead end. ]

[usogi]

You wh—

[oh that's a terrible time to run into a dead end because senri's so surprised that he totally trips and probably falls right into taka

like a disaster]

[bakaomi]

[ HE DIDN'T MEAN ACTUALLY FALL

but yeah they're crashing to the ground ]

...

[usogi]

Ow, ow....

[that's... fine. poor taka had to deal with that and senri is on top of him and he's pushing himself up so that they're not just a stupid tangled heap but]

... You—

[ . . . ]

But.... how? I've just - made a lot of mistakes, and....

[how could taka like him? when he was right in saying earlier that senri makes a lot of trouble, and is a giant handful who gets cursed and endures small explosions one after another.]

[bakaomi]

[ he scraped his cheek on the fall but, it's fine. the emotional damage is worse.

taka isn't really moving from the position he landed though, other than to turn his head slightly so he can stare somewhere out into the distance. ]

How am I supposed to know?! You were just... [ ... ] this is stupid...