[ canonmates who don't trust each other for shit babey ]

[usogi]

time to solve some MURDERS, taka


thanks jan

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[bakaomi]

Don't expect any more from me!!

[ enjoy your murder trauma being consoled by sasuke!!! ]

[usogi]

[(nat voice) senri would trade one hot topic employee for another]

I didn't expect any to begin with - you've never been any good at being nice to me.

[bakaomi]

As if you ever give me a reason to.

[ they're both assholes ]

[usogi]

Of course I do, you jerk.

[that said senri is going to pause for a second before sighing]

I'm going to give you something, not because I want to, but because it'll help us both if you just trust me.

[bakaomi]

[ he raises an eyebrow ]

Really?

[usogi]

Yeah.

But remember you promised not to hit me.

[hm.]

[bakaomi]

... well that inspires confidence.

[ senri what did you do ]

[usogi]

Just accept it, okay? It's important!

[and you know how senri's special skills is magic tricks

he's going to just

seemingly pull a rose out of thin air to offer to taka]

Take this.

[it's thornless :) ]

[bakaomi]

[ .................. ]

How is this supposed to make me trust you.

[usogi]

I'm running errands for a god I like.

[and he'll keep holding it out thanks!]

Sooo take this and say hi to Beauty. He'll like it - so make sure to ask the good questions while he's in a happy mood, Detective Bakaomi.

[bakaomi]

[ he just stares at it

before carefully taking it ]

Beauty.

[usogi]

Mm-hmm. Not all tasks from gods are super bloody - I like this one a lot, so I might keep asking him for help.

[senri giving out flowers to people is

so easy]

Tell Beauty I said hello too.

[bakaomi]

... you really did just go for the ones with nice sounding names.

[ he's not surprised but still ]

[usogi]

I tried to say hello and thank you to every god that held their hand out to me, you jerk.

[but he huffs]

Anyway, you don't have to go see him... but he's not a bad person to meet, I think. I took a second look at the powers you get if you're aligned with him and they're kind of nothing to sneeze at?

[bakaomi]

I'll talk to him. There's a few things I want to confirm anyway.

[ so not because senri told him to :/ ]

[usogi]

[whatever, it works in senri's favor]

Hmm? Like what?

[bakaomi]

Gossip.

[ hm ]

[usogi]

... you know, I'm not sure if this is going to work out great if I keep having to ask you to trust me every time we talk.

[senri might be a liar but taka is so cagey]

[bakaomi]

... my god just had some commentary on a few others so I want to confirm what they said.

[ IS THAT BETTER ]

[usogi]

[ . . . ]

Liiiiiiike?

[bakaomi]

... nothing bad. It was pretty positive actually.

[ god senri is annoying

he sighs ]

They said that they wouldn't mind Beauty winning.

[usogi]

[all emos are legally required to have 'god senri is annoying' in their brackets at least once]

... mm, I'd agree with that.

When I asked him the world he'd like to build, his answer was pretty nice actually.

[bakaomi]

... what mine wants is probably similar then.

[ he taps his chin ]

[usogi]

[senri tilts his head at that. if this was a video game these would be their default thinking animations]

They didn't tell you directly?

[bakaomi]

Oh, they did.

[ maybe he'll be less vague when people are dying ]