[ canonmates who don't trust each other for shit babey ]

[usogi]

time to solve some MURDERS, taka


thanks jan

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[bakaomi]

[ he squirms at the kisses, and then raises an eyebrow. ]

I hope not. That means I'm never going to get kissed.

[ he may be feeling sappy but he won't ever not dunk on senri ]

[usogi]

[sdfljkj]

Where did you put my Switch? We'll see who will or won't get kissed...!

[people are dead -

though admittedly senri thinks that taka of all people might need the distraction right now, if they can pretend for just a little while that things are normal]

[bakaomi]

[ there is a




long pause






and then taka just kisses senri again ]

[usogi]

[senri does not kiss back

and he just puts his hands on taka's shoulder and shoves him back]

Taka.

My Switch?

[bakaomi]

[ ................................ glances away.......,,,,, ]

[usogi]

[he's gonna try to get out of bed]

Which god did you offer it to?! How did you break it?! I'm gonna get Ray-kun to fix it!!

[bakaomi]

[ lsfkslfjsgssdg

he just wraps his arms around senri's waist and tries to drag him back in ]

Shut up! Just take it to a god! It'll be fine!

[usogi]

[he squirms but doesn't actually pull away]

How did you break it?! Who broke it?! That's limited edition! I stayed in line hours just for a chance to get it!!

I take it back, I'm going to Beauty after all!! If he's too rich to know what a Switch is, he can't break mine!

[bakaomi]

Fuck you! Just ask for a favor and have someone fix it! Or there's like ten goddamn nerds living in the lab, go to one of them!

[ BACK INTO BED, SENRI ]

[usogi]

[HE'LL GO BACK INTO BED BUT ALSO - ]

How did you break it?! Where is it now? How come you didn't tell me?!

[bakaomi]

I forgot about it! I've been kind of busy!

[ hE'S STILL NOT SAYING HOW IT BROKE ]

[usogi]

How. Did. You. Break. It?

[HE'S SO MAD]

Or I won't kiss you for the rest of the day!

[bakaomi]

[ slfjlgjsdgdjh ]

It fell in the snow!!

[usogi]

It what?!

That was a week ago! You haven't been busy for a week! You don't have any friends!!

[bakaomi]

[ HE SHOVES SENRI OUT OF THE BED ]

[usogi]

[SQUAWKS

and he gets back up just to tackle taka again]

Where did you put it?! I'm gonna have someone fix it since apparently you couldn't be bothered!

[bakaomi]

[ i guess they're just wrestling now ]

You're lucky I didn't offer it!

[usogi]

[this is how you deal with trauma]

Why would you offer it?! It's mine!! I'd have to get it back! I don't just have another one of those lying around, you know?!

Do you not care even a little bit about Muffins?!

[that's one of the Breath of the Wild hroses]

[bakaomi]

Just pick a god and flirt and get the stupid thing fixed!!

[ TAKA THIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU SAID YOU WANTED SENRI TO DO ]

[usogi]

Tell me where you put it and I'm taking it to Ray-kun!! If that doesn't work, I'm going straight to Beauty just because I'm mad at you!

[GODDAMN]

[bakaomi]

If you take it to Beauty then you're going to have to sleep by yourself, stuuuuuupid!

[usogi]

Beauty's the god most likely to do it for free, you jerk! Even Cheri couldn't give me a phone charger without it being a favor!!

[HE'S SO MAD AAAAAAA]

This is your fault, you know?!

[bakaomi]

Shut up! I told you, I was busy! I was going to get around to it eventually!!

[ like.

final week, probably ]

[usogi]

Right before we went home?

[he's pissy but he's just

going to put all of his weight on taka instead as his revenge]

[bakaomi]

[ kfsjgsdlk he's being crushed ]

Does it matter as long as it gets fixed?