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w7, monday

[personal profile] haw 2019-04-02 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ i don't know how to write starters anymore so majima finds senri somewhere and looks very ready to talk Business but also be Dad? help me dana ]

Senri-kun. I got a whole lotta info an' I need some help tryin' to make sense of it all. Think you can give Ogou-san a hand this time?
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[personal profile] haw 2019-04-02 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh i forgot to mention but apparently he looks beat the fuck up? but like. not pissed or upset about it? he actually looks happier than he usually does. wild. ]

It's a lot, but bear with me, all right?

First off, Ambition-han. How do ya feel about her ideals? Are ya still plannin' on backin' Piety-han, or are ya gonna jump ship for what looks like the winnin' team unless things go south this week?
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[personal profile] haw 2019-04-02 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ogou-san is a lot and it's best not to think too hard about it ]

'Cause I was able to meet with Patience-han this weekend, an' she gave me some info about the alliance me an' Mizuki have been workin' on. [ of note: he uses their real name without honorific. ] We've more or less confirmed: Indulgence-han, Beauty-han, Sincerity-han, Piety-han, an' Cunning-han. It's safe to say Disorder-han would be willin' to work with us too, considerin' her relationship with Cunning-han.

What this all means is a couple things: if everyone involved is willin' to work with each other, then she said "no matter which one of them ends with the most followers, everyone on that alliance will benefit." But she also mentioned that it wouldn't work if any other god took the lead... which is why Ambition-han's numbers are startin' to look like a problem.

[ he breathes. what a fuckin infodump!! though, he does realize one thing after saying that last bit, ]

—Before ya start gettin' any ideas, I'm not suggestin' goin' after her followers. But... well, that's where I'm at now.
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[personal profile] haw 2019-04-04 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
...

I'm gonna be honest, I dunno if I can promise ya that. I told Indulgence-han at the start that I'd stick by him 'til the end. I know I was tellin' the other gods that I'd be keepin' my options open, but I was mostly bluffin'. I pledged my loyalty to him. Even if that means I don't get my wish, I don't go back on my word, an' I'm stubborn as hell, to boot. I'll do what I can to help ya all out, but...

[ a somber smile ]

Sorry if ya expected more of yer Ogou-san.
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[personal profile] haw 2019-04-04 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
At this point... stickin' to my morals means more to me than my wish. If I ain't true to myself an' what I stand for, then what's the point, ya know? So don't worry about me an' my selfish ass. [ he pauses to regard senri carefully. ] Yer kinda doin' the same for Ray, ain'tcha?

[ he means senri giving up on his own wish, that is. ]

Who knows? Apparently I've got charisma for days. Maybe I can try convincin' some other undecideds myself?
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[personal profile] haw 2019-04-04 09:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ with his own self-mocking laugh, because god senri is genuinely precious and naive and means so much to him, majima puts his hand on senri's shoulder in what's become a very familiar gesture in these past few weeks. ]

Mouri-han an' Oda-han... I'll give it a shot. It's the least I can do for ya. [ a small sigh ] It ain't Ambition-han's fault she got a buncha assholes on her team.
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[personal profile] haw 2019-04-04 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Kinda explains why I never liked that two-toned asshole to begin with, now that I think about it.

[ beat ]

The one that ain't Shishi-kun.
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[personal profile] haw 2019-04-04 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Eh, I ran outta stupid things to call him, so I gave up. I already cut the "maru" outta Ishikiri-jisan's name, so I just started doin' it with Shishi-kun, too.

[ he shrugs! he'll never tell! ]

For real? What a douchecanoe paddlin' up a sea of shit.

[ majima??? ]
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[personal profile] haw 2019-04-04 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I ain't gonna be the first in line to vouch for Uchiha, but I'll come fuckin' runnin' if that black an' white bag of dicks tries to start some shit this week.
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[personal profile] haw 2019-04-04 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ LIKE FATHER LIKE SON!!! ]

Connor-han tapped me to try an' play peacekeeper this week anyway, so it works out.
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[personal profile] haw 2019-04-04 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
We made an agreement. I lend him my fists if he ever thought anyone else needed some roughin' up for the greater good, an' he turns the other way while I beat the shit outta Guy. We both got somethin' we wanted out of it.

[ HE SAYS THIS SO CASUALLY IT'S PROBABLY CONCERNING but also, he is, him, ]
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[personal profile] haw 2019-04-04 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Why would I get mad at you when he'd be right there to slug himself?
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[personal profile] haw 2019-04-04 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ tiredly: ]

Listen, after that week, I don't think I have it in me to even think about yellin' at you again.

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