[ canonmates who don't trust each other for shit babey ]

[usogi]

time to solve some MURDERS, taka


thanks jan

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[bakaomi]

Mm.

[ and they leave the salon before ambition kills them ]

We can.

[usogi]

[please set them free - they're probably going back to the mansion anyway which is also bad if you really think about it

anyway]

Ahh, yay! I've never been. Have you traveled to Europe before?

[bakaomi]

Hm... I guess.

[ he frowns ]

There's not as many burger places as America.

[usogi]

[ . . . sdlkfjsf]

That's all you think about when you go traveling?

[bakaomi]

Huh? It's what make the trip!! There is no more universal language than a sign advertising something as the best burger in the world! You just have to try it to see if they're right, you know?

[ the worst part of this tag is how serious he is ]

[usogi]

[ . . . oh my god]

No. No, I don't.

You don't think about - oh, I don't know. The architecture? History? The performing arts district...?!

[bakaomi]

I mean, yeah.

But after a long day of walking, the Sistine Chapel won't be there for you when you're hungry.

[usogi]

But why not some authentic cuisine instead of burgers...?!

[bakaomi]

Are you saying we can't have any...?

[ HIM BURGER ]

[usogi]

[ . . . sdlfkjsdf]

You're so stupid.

[and the horrible thing is that he's also UNFORTUNATELY SUPER ENDEARED so he'll just lean over to give taka a kiss]

We'll try every burger in the world if you want to, my dumb lion.

[bakaomi]

[ bad taste

he presses more closely to senri after the kiss. or is it after the burger promise. who knows. ]

Do I swoon in your arms now?

[usogi]

[taka cares more about burgers than smooches text it]

It'd be cute if you did, but we have to head down some stairs, so maybe play it safe for another minute.

[bakaomi]

Yeah, you'd drop me.

[ no trust ]

[usogi]

Not if you didn't surprise me!

[bakaomi]

You'd break my leg.

[usogi]

You're making me think about wanting to.

[bakaomi]

I'd drag you down with me.

[usogi]

No way, at least one of us needs legs for the last week!

[bakaomi]

You could get literally anyone in this temple to carry you around.

[usogi]

... no, that'd be too inconvenient.

[why did he think about it]

And at least some people wouldn't.

[bakaomi]

Then how the hell am I going to get around?

[usogi]

... what? You thought the people that would carry me would just also pick you up too?

[to be fair

ishi could absolutely pick one child up in each arm]

[bakaomi]

No, everyone would leave me to die, probably.

[ so don't break his damn leg ]

[usogi]

[sdlkfjsdf]

Stop, that joke isn't funny!

[bakaomi]

[ he just leans over to kiss him on the cheek ]