[ canonmates who don't trust each other for shit babey ]

[usogi]

time to solve some MURDERS, taka


thanks jan

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[usogi]

No, I won't! Insincere, awkward hugs are the worst!

[was it really either of those things]

[bakaomi]

As if you could do any better, you shitty annoying NEET bastard!

[ it was sincere??

like not sincere by his own choice but still ]

[usogi]

I could and I have, you emotionally rotten jerk!

[they've gotten so distracted so fast]

[bakaomi]

As if you could be sincere, horny rabbit!

[ it's fine

what's a plot ]

[usogi]

Wha - those two things don't have anything to do with each other! And I'm not!

[takasen don't know what a plot is]

[bakaomi]

You're the one apparently going around hugging people and feeling them up!

[ that's not what senri said ]

[usogi]

What weird thing are you imagining...! Giving hugs is normal, you're just too emo to get it!

[they're never going to make it back to the actual point]

[bakaomi]

Wanting to hug you isn't normal.

[ he huffs, folding his arms over his chest ]

[usogi]

Coming from you, no it isn't. I don't want your hugs anyway!

[okay that's a lie senri will take a hug at any point if he's not too confused to accept it]

[bakaomi]

Don't expect any more from me!!

[ enjoy your murder trauma being consoled by sasuke!!! ]

[usogi]

[(nat voice) senri would trade one hot topic employee for another]

I didn't expect any to begin with - you've never been any good at being nice to me.

[bakaomi]

As if you ever give me a reason to.

[ they're both assholes ]

[usogi]

Of course I do, you jerk.

[that said senri is going to pause for a second before sighing]

I'm going to give you something, not because I want to, but because it'll help us both if you just trust me.

[bakaomi]

[ he raises an eyebrow ]

Really?

[usogi]

Yeah.

But remember you promised not to hit me.

[hm.]

[bakaomi]

... well that inspires confidence.

[ senri what did you do ]

[usogi]

Just accept it, okay? It's important!

[and you know how senri's special skills is magic tricks

he's going to just

seemingly pull a rose out of thin air to offer to taka]

Take this.

[it's thornless :) ]

[bakaomi]

[ .................. ]

How is this supposed to make me trust you.

[usogi]

I'm running errands for a god I like.

[and he'll keep holding it out thanks!]

Sooo take this and say hi to Beauty. He'll like it - so make sure to ask the good questions while he's in a happy mood, Detective Bakaomi.

[bakaomi]

[ he just stares at it

before carefully taking it ]

Beauty.

[usogi]

Mm-hmm. Not all tasks from gods are super bloody - I like this one a lot, so I might keep asking him for help.

[senri giving out flowers to people is

so easy]

Tell Beauty I said hello too.

[bakaomi]

... you really did just go for the ones with nice sounding names.

[ he's not surprised but still ]

[usogi]

I tried to say hello and thank you to every god that held their hand out to me, you jerk.

[but he huffs]

Anyway, you don't have to go see him... but he's not a bad person to meet, I think. I took a second look at the powers you get if you're aligned with him and they're kind of nothing to sneeze at?

[bakaomi]

I'll talk to him. There's a few things I want to confirm anyway.

[ so not because senri told him to :/ ]

[usogi]

[whatever, it works in senri's favor]

Hmm? Like what?