[ canonmates who don't trust each other for shit babey ]

[usogi]

time to solve some MURDERS, taka


thanks jan

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[usogi]

Say yes or no first, you jerk!

[bakaomi]

I wouldn't be here if it were no!

[usogi]

Would it kill you just to say yes...!

[UGHHHH]

I know things about seven different gods now - but I'm trying to figure out how to get in touch with the scarier ones.

[bakaomi]

By "scarier" are you judging by their names or do you know that they are actually scary?

[ he would not be surprised if it's the former ]

[usogi]

Ambition is probably a go-getter cute girl who's also kind of rude - so she's definitely scary.

[BIG FEAR he's run into too many girls like that in his career]

[bakaomi]

They all seem kind of lame to me.

[ all taka does is insult the gods it's fine ]

[usogi]

[this is fitting bc all senri does is praise the gods]

Then you go talk to Ruin.

[bakaomi]

Fine! Since unlike you, I'm not a crybaby.

[ at least taka does not stick his tongue out at him. ]

[usogi]

Fine!! Don't get yourself cursed!

[though actually - ]

Are you sure you didn't try to talk to any other gods?

[bakaomi]

... why?

[ he half expects senri to try dunking on him so he just sounds apprehensive of whatever it is he's about to say ]

[usogi]

If you leave an offering they don't like, you can get cursed instead.

[he points at the sparkles on taka's cheek]

So I'm wondering if you hugging me came from some god messing with you.

[bakaomi]

If I got cursed by a god I'm pretty sure I know the reason why...

[ it's mumbled. he's annoyed. ]

[usogi]

Your stunning and magnetic personality. ♥

[bakaomi]

The next time I offer something it's going to be your switch.

[ fuck you senri ]

[usogi]

Hey, our Breath of the Wild save data is on there!!

[they probably named a bunch of their horses stupid shit]

[bakaomi]

It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make if you keep annoying me!

[ he'll mourn the horses in private ]

[usogi]

Then tell me about how you annoyed your god instead, stupid!

[these morons]

[bakaomi]

I didn't annoy them!

[ he doesn't think he did ]

It would just make sense because of a conversation we had.

[usogi]

[ . . . . ]

Which was?

[bakaomi]

It doesn't matter.

[ :/ ]

It had nothing to do with the competition.

[usogi]

But it happened to me!

[yOU FOOL]

[bakaomi]

Hm?

[ he examines his hand ]

[usogi]

You! Hugged! Me!

[TAKA STOP DENYING REALITY]

[bakaomi]

And you'll get over it!

[ TAKA IS THE OE WHO IS STILL TRAPPED IN THIS HELL ]

[usogi]

No, I won't! Insincere, awkward hugs are the worst!

[was it really either of those things]