[ canonmates who don't trust each other for shit babey ]

[usogi]

time to solve some MURDERS, taka


thanks jan

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[bakaomi]

[ he follows along and

double checks to make sure it's actually empty he doesn't trust senri ]

[usogi]

[honestly he doesn't care because it. is good to be sure that no one can listen to them?]

Have you talked to any gods besides yours yet?

[bakaomi]

Not yet. I figure Love might be the obvious choice since they have the most, but...

Have you?

[usogi]

I thought about that too... Maybe I still will.

But no, I did reach out to the two other gods who held their hand out to me though - and I met with someone who met five more.

[senri stop talking challenge]

[bakaomi]

How did that go for you?

[ did they curse him

say yes ]

[usogi]

Great, we got along well.

[dammit]

[bakaomi]

Tch...

[ HE SOUNDS DISAPPOINTED ]

[usogi]

[wtf]

Are you my partner or not!

[bakaomi]

Did you learn anything interesting?

[ he ignores senri's protest ]

[usogi]

Say yes or no first, you jerk!

[bakaomi]

I wouldn't be here if it were no!

[usogi]

Would it kill you just to say yes...!

[UGHHHH]

I know things about seven different gods now - but I'm trying to figure out how to get in touch with the scarier ones.

[bakaomi]

By "scarier" are you judging by their names or do you know that they are actually scary?

[ he would not be surprised if it's the former ]

[usogi]

Ambition is probably a go-getter cute girl who's also kind of rude - so she's definitely scary.

[BIG FEAR he's run into too many girls like that in his career]

[bakaomi]

They all seem kind of lame to me.

[ all taka does is insult the gods it's fine ]

[usogi]

[this is fitting bc all senri does is praise the gods]

Then you go talk to Ruin.

[bakaomi]

Fine! Since unlike you, I'm not a crybaby.

[ at least taka does not stick his tongue out at him. ]

[usogi]

Fine!! Don't get yourself cursed!

[though actually - ]

Are you sure you didn't try to talk to any other gods?

[bakaomi]

... why?

[ he half expects senri to try dunking on him so he just sounds apprehensive of whatever it is he's about to say ]

[usogi]

If you leave an offering they don't like, you can get cursed instead.

[he points at the sparkles on taka's cheek]

So I'm wondering if you hugging me came from some god messing with you.

[bakaomi]

If I got cursed by a god I'm pretty sure I know the reason why...

[ it's mumbled. he's annoyed. ]

[usogi]

Your stunning and magnetic personality. ♥

[bakaomi]

The next time I offer something it's going to be your switch.

[ fuck you senri ]

[usogi]

Hey, our Breath of the Wild save data is on there!!

[they probably named a bunch of their horses stupid shit]

[bakaomi]

It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make if you keep annoying me!

[ he'll mourn the horses in private ]